*ahem* what the FU*BOOOOM*

Hello everyone! Its me, Jolt! Its my real b-day today xD and im saying hello from Florida! I didn't have access to a computer today so im using my phone! Its been super fun! For some odd reason though, my friends on Skype keep messaging me RIP. I will really miss you... and stuff. I thought it was a joke, but logged into minechat anyways. I thought "all clear" and was about to leave when... My alternate account... was online and talking?

Whoever it was said this "Everyone! Jolt had been sad and depressed for a really long time... Gem was being really rude to her to. Its for the best she left." and im like at that point DA FAQ!?

So, of course, I quickly log out and head onto my friends account, and continue watching the chat.... and...

ME. JOLT. I WAS TALKING. I WAS TALKING AND WTF. "ya gem was being really mean and hurtful... im not trying to attention seek or anything! Btw I need *like 10 people* to read this book I wrote about why k BYE OMG NOT COMING BACK *dramatic shiz*

1: NOT DEAD
2: WTF
3: IM NOT DEPRESSED.
4: Stop hating on Gem guys! She made a joke about something yesterday (when I really was on) and that was IT. She didn't say tons of mean stuff as far as im aware!
5: WTF.

Also: I am not currently able to get on my account anymore. After I logged off in minechat it wouldn't let me back on. my alt and my normal account.... I fear ive lost them... time to save up another 250 dollars I guess.

But im not dead guys. Im not a depressed person. I didn't even write that damn book. I don't even know what that book said ;-; and also Gem didn't do anything wrong (as far as im aware?) so stop hating her. I cant get online though... it says my password is incorrect.

I was greatly dreading posting this because half of you are gonna be like "Obviously she made a mistake and wants to come back but doesn't want to admit it" well think that as you may, if that was the case I would still be able to access my account. And I cant... so... TO ANYONE I (or whoever was on my account) MAY HAVE OFFENDED, OR WHATEVER ELSE: I am sorry. The past day was NOT me. Please trust me! Im not even depressed at all xD thnx for throwing me a funeral though (I read u did in the chat I think?) that was really sweet if you did! Im really glad you guys care that much but xD im not dead or gone! I swear! Im actually a really happy person! If you have any questions feel free to ask.

I know this sounds like a ploy for attention but honestly, im really upset. Why would I purposely quit an account I spent 250$ on? I will be working on getting it back in the mean time... so ya

 

So you're not leaving?! Yay!!!!! We were all so sad and we want you to come back! I cant post tonight cuz I'm not on atm, but I will tell everyone tmrw!!
Congrats! I was wondering why you would leave a $250 account XD

 

OMG WHY WOULD I EVER LEAVE!? ive never been bullied before and what Gem said I considered a joke yesterday? xD OMG YAS. I did contact mojang though, but I probably wont get a reply anytime soon ;-; *le sigh*

 

You'll get your account back

 

uhm

 

Wtf is this?...

 

exactly my thoughts, lets just leave them guys to have a conversation lmao

 

oh