Bad Ban Appeals

Server name: Skyblock
In-Game name: How am I supposed to know? I can't look! I was banned!!!
Full EXACT ban message: The server is restarting! we will be right back!
Did you read the rules? I can't read. read them to me plz!
Why do YOU think you were banned? Either for: Hacking, Cheating, Island Farming, Spamming, Bridging, Looting, Griefing, Nick Abuse, Illegal Items, or Disrespect. (I did all these but idk which one this stupid mod is blaming me for)
Is this an incorrect ban? Yes.
Were you ever banned? Yes, but unfortunately I was banned so much, I can't count them all.
Why do YOU think you should be unbanned? Well, why not?

lol that's mine.

 

i beliv it was net, not shure doe
wat is dis?
ummm, i was offline wen i got band so i no get a ban mesage
yes, of corse, dey is the one on teh front page?
umm, i think i gwiefed
yes, i never gwief
yes, cuz gwiefin
cuz im a good boi, i neve gwief, if u see me gwief, it wasnt me, it ws my bro or sis, dey pley on dis acont too

 

Server name: this one
In-Game name: John A. Doe III (why do you want my full name?)
Full EXACT ban message: java.io.IOException: Server returned HTTP response code: 503
Did you read the rules? Wait, there is rules? Can you send me a link
Why do YOU think you were banned? Why do I have to self-incriminate myself? The Fifth Amendment protects individuals from being forced to incriminate themselves
Is this an incorrect ban? Of course! Why else would I be posting this?
Were you ever banned? That is none of your business
Why do YOU think you should be unbanned? Because I donated tons of money to this server!

 

Serva name- idek 21?
Ign- chicken4lyfe
Rule? No wat is rule i can't read! Mom are you prod of me yet?
Ban mesag- 2 cool 4 lyfe -notch
Incorrect? Ya i owner so i get unban or i ban all ppl of world
Y u get ban
Cause i can and i want unban or i ban erione i see cause 7

 

*IGN ( in game name ) : TerariaRox

Screenshot of ban screen : I'm not on the server, so I can't press f2!
*Why do you think you got banned or muted? (The server rules you broke) : I didn't know there were any server rules, I was just playing Blocking Dead!

Have you been banned from Hypixel before? : Not that I know of *innocent smile*

What was the date of your ban roughly? : Tuesday

List one server rule that is different from the cause of your ban : Probably because I was hacking, but I never read a rule that said I can't use my hax, so unban me!
*Why should we unban or unmute you? : Because I love Hypixel and I play it every day and I am always on the forums and I will donate if you unban me!


EDIT: This is Hypixel's forums, right?

 

Server name (.net/.org) : .nerg
IGN : BarryGarlow
Did you read the rules : Yes! I know that you can only move your castle left right up down and back and front om da chckers board!
Ban message : Y u cheet?
Why do you think you was banned : All I did was eat Dewmellon 's cookie!
Incorrect ban : Abraham Lincon
Have you ever been baned b4 : Darth vader says so!
Why you unbbaned: BECAUSE I AM RULER OF MICROSOFT SO IF U DONT I WILL BAN UR MC ACCOUNT AND PUT YOU ON THE WALL OF SHAME!

BTW The muffin man banned em

 

IGN: y do u need 2 no
Did u read the rules: no im 2 kwl 4 rulz
ban message: bugger off
why so u think u was banned: that mod deyku wuz jelly of mi swag
have u ever been banned before: ye bcos I had illigel items
why u wanna get unbanned: bcos if u dont unban me ill do ur mum SWAG SWAG YOLO YOLO YOLO

 

Slifkin
I think dis appeal is denied

 

Server name (.net/.org) : Your mum
IGN : MasterMumShagger
Did you read the rules : cba
Ban message : U is betr than me so i abn u
Is this an incorrect ban? : u wont sum
Were you ever banned? : what does banned mean?????????????????????????
Why do YOU think you should be unbanned? : Cos i know noobcrew irl and he will be anry if i stay band and i have 1000000000 dimond and i will kill u if i dunt get unband m8

 

Hehe I love these funny ban posts

 

Your ban appeal has been accepted.
Thread locked and moved to Ban Appeal Archives.

 

• Server name (.net / .org ): gro.

• In-game name: giPregnulP

• Full exact Ban Message: .esrever ni gnitirw fo esuaceb dennaB

• Did you read the rules ? ?niaga esoht era tahW

• Why do YOU think you were banned? .txt 35r3v3r t33l ym gnidaer ni lliks on tog tnia sdom zuC

• Was this an incorrect ban? ? ntsq suoires a taht sI

• Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? .ruoivas dna retsam ruo ,adoY ekil gnitirw roF .ecnO

• Why do you think you should be unbanned? Cuz ill quit writing in reverse.

 

Server name (.net/.org): Skyblocksucks.net
In game name: Ieatpoop
Full EXACT ban message: You got banned for looking at me b*tch!
Did you read the rules: What are rules you d*ck?!!??!???!
Why do YOU think you were banned? For stealing EstelleCollin's undies!
Is this an incorrect ban? Do I give a f*ck?
Were you ever banned before on skyblock? Only 23 times griefing 2 times spamming 41 times looting 21 times bridging 3 times calling NooCrew something that starts with B and ends in oobcrew and 4 times for chargeback!
Why do YOU think you should be unbanned? Because I stole someone's undies and I killed NoobCrew's mommy!

PS: I don't actually think about these things it is just an example!

 

Your appeals have all been denied!
Thread locked and moved to Ban Appeal Archives.






















Lol just kidding!

 

1. buttz.but
2. 21
3. Wuz 9+10?
4 meetr stikc
5 teh cake iz a lie
6. not
7. eevry tiem
8i aem mlg fazeclan und plunet mancerft. 420% 350 quikscop u in da but

 

1. Server name (.net / .org ): You suck!
2. In-game name: ButtCheekz
3. Full exact Ban Message: Don't look at me perv!
4. Did you read the rules ? I can't readyou a$$wipe!
5. Why do YOU think you were banned? Either for: Hacking, Cheating, Island Farming, /Back Abuse, Stealing EstelleCollin's Bra, Spamming, Bridging, Looting, Griefing, Nick Abuse, Illegal Items, Disrespect, or calling NoobCrew B**bCrew.
6. Was this an incorrect ban? Do I give a f*ck?
7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? WHY DAFUQ IS THIS IMPORTANT?!?!!?!!???!?!?!!?
8. Why do you think you should be unbanned? I ate your pants and killed NoobCrew

 

Example:

1. Server name (.net / .org ): .eu
2. In-game name: leadermelody
3. Full exact Ban Message: >: I dunno I cant read
4. Did you read the rules ? Like of course NOT
5. Why do YOU think you were banned? I dunno I dident do anyethin wrong all i wont to do its play with my friend.
6. Was this an incorrect ban? I am pretty sure
7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? Of Course
8. Why do you think you should be unbanned? I should be unbanned so I can play with meh friends

 

1. Server name (.net / .org ): ur A**
2. In-game name: shadowdruggie
3. Full exact Ban Message:
4. Did you read the rules ? Who reads rules?
5. Why do YOU think you were banned? Telling mods to suck my "Dragon D"
6. Was this an incorrect ban? Yes, the mods didn't suck my Dragon D and I got banned.
7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for? Banned 37 times. Asking mods to suck my Dragon D
8. Why do you think you should be unbanned? So mods can suck my Dragon D. I just wanted a little sucky sucky.

 

1. Server name (.net / .org ): net.skyblock
2. In-game name: YouSuckC*ck
3. Full exact Ban Message: Disconnected. 2 kool 4 skyblock
4. Did you read the rules ? Is that necessary?
5. Why do YOU think you were banned? For disconnecting.
6. Was this an incorrect ban? Yes, no. maybe, next question?
7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? 1. Timed out 2 Crashed 3. Disconneted
8. Why do you think you should be unbanned? dunno

 

1. Server name (.net / .org ): Ya know what! I izz two kool fur shouul
2. In-game name: SynHD
3. Full exact Ban Message: The ban hammer has spokenn!
4. Did you read the rules ? IYEESW
5. Why do YOU think you were banned? For jumping off my i iiissssland!
6. Was this an incorrect ban? Nio I deserve to be on the server right now wiii tg maii frendz!
7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? Noi!
8. Why do you think you should be unbanned?Aiii dont know!?!