How to get higher FPS in Minecraft

Have you ever sat there and played that song in your head over and over again?

"COS THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE-"

Not that one.
This ONE.

"COS THE PLAYERS WITH HIGH FPS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY AND THE HATERS WHO ALWAYS KILL YOU ARE GONNA HATE HATE HATE WELL BABY I'M JUST GONNA CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY. I GOT REAL BAD, FPS"

Yas that one. Well today I'm gonna teach you how to get HIGHER FPS! In Minecraft.

Alright.

So first, make sure your laptop/PC is on the second floor of your house, or just drag your laptop up there. (If you really have the guts to drag your PC upstairs, go ahead.)

Now you ask "Why the second floor?" Because the WiFi is always better up there.

NEXT!

Grab your Laptop/PC with both hands, ONLY your Laptop/PC none of your cord crap. And walk to the window and pretend you are a FAMOUS BASEBALL PLAYER and you're about to make a homerun. The ball is coming right at you! It's getting closer! Closer! And now SWING. None of that sissy stuff. THROW your computer and try to make it hit the street. When it does, go to your room and wait patiently to midnight. Then get out of bed, steal your mom or dad's credit card and buy yourself a better computer.

Thanks for reading

 

Instructions too clear. My parents are now yelling at me.

 

It's k

 

Laptop = Rekt

 

Instructions not clear enough, I dropped my computer out the window

 

Language:

 

It worked! I went and bought a new computer and had higher FPS

 

I vouch for this.

 

It twerks gais i sware

 

Merks*

 

WErks**

 

Not sure if I should rate if funny or winner...

 

tough stuff aye lmao

 

Well I have no second floor so I ended up just deleting system 32.