Corrupt-A-Wish

You are so tall you go out of the atmosphere and die from oxygen loss.

I wish I was pretty

 

You were so pretty that all the boys were fighting over you and blew you up.
I wish I was smaller than I am (I'm tiny already)

 

But then people would step on you..

I wish I had fun at school

 

You become so smart, the illuminati track you down

I wish I knew what the future would be like

 

but then u cri cause u ruined surprises
I wish there was no bullies

 

(Hmm... This ones a tuffie... Let me think. *5 minutes later*)

The bullies kill themselves. (Um.. Good or bad. Cause you just lost about 50 people in a school? Well depends.)

I wish I had more friends?

 

the friends get jealous of each other being your friend and kill each other

i wish i was more like others. meaning less awesome.

 

That's impossible

I wish I had a dog

 

will bark at all your neighburs and they will report to authoroties.

i wish i had a keyblade

 

You obtain the keyblade and its unwieldy so you cut yourself

I wish to do my hmwk with getting distracted

 

you will be too distracted and you will not complete it and your teacher will kill you

i wanna be agent 47 (i know the game is 15+ and im 10 f*** age restrictions)

 

You get it and then your mom finds out and you are then grounded for a year

I wish I could go back to my old school

 

I meant without* lol

 

But your old school is tripwired and you explode the minute you step in.

I wish I had a horse.

 

But it became illegal to own one the media found out about what you did

I wish I was a good singer

 

Your voice was so good that people got hypnotised.

I wish to live in Japan.

 

But then Japan sunk into the ocean.

I wish I was rich on Skyblock

 

But then you get hopper looted :<

I wish I hadn't been born

 

But then you wouldn't get to meet me
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I wish I was a pig. xD

 

But I'd come and eat you
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I wish the sky was red