salamander9o and MPG's *forced* Wedding.

Preface: Neither of us consented to the creation and planning of this wedding, but maximilian500 forced us to do this due to some rumor/otp/ship/thing/fanfic/nolife/something. We made things look fancy, but just 'cause. We go out with style here.


Note: You do not have to come at all, we're only doing this so maxi shuts up
MrParkourGuy & salamander9o's wedding
Hooray.
Dates may change!
Date: Saturday, August 9th or 16th, we haven't really made a choice.
Time: 12:00PM EST (only if I wake up, if I'm not online, reschedule it for 1PM)
Here's a time converter if you aren't EST: Time Converter
Where: Our island on .net, in the crappy church we spent all day making


Wedding Peoples:
Bride: MrParkourGuy
Groom: salamander9o
Person we all hate: maximilian500
Bestman/Bestwoman: Veggie64 "I don't care if you want to or not, you're going to be" - sala
and Pile_of_Butts 'cause she cool
Bridesmaids: iballisticbunny6 hipsterchick IHaveSwagForLife
Bridesmen: MrBeefCak3 NetherTDEa5t100
Flower peoples: larrythebird101 McBird
Person bringing food: AmazingGraceGirl
Person who gets slapped: Glaadiator and her boyfriend Firo3000
Priest who gets to say priest stuffs: EnderDragon47
In case Ender the noob isn't on, a priest would be nice.
Rich guy who comes in w/ big car: rachetclanks / maximilian500
Hobo: aki_da_hobo
Random people doing food stuffs: DanGaEb, princessnerd3, PopIs_MyLife
Wedding Crasher (these are mandatory): Will2kill
Ring bearer: nubolduc abolduc02
Guard: darkslash95
Cat: SkyttlesOG


If you want to be something, feel free to post it.

Extra stuffs:
Feel free to sit in any seat if you come.
There will be no fancy clothing being worn except maybe some leather pants.
If you bring free wedding gifts bring a chest and a sign, then lockette the chests.
If either of us isn't on at the rescheduling, the reschedule for the reschedule will be another day.

This thread'll be edited over tiem for stuffs.

P.S Feel free to donate Stonebrick, grass, anything that could help

kbai
dont come​

 

BS YOU GUYS MADE OUT IN A MCDONALDS PUBLIC BATHROOM

 

P.S GLAAD3000 IS SO A THING

 

Can I be a bridesmaid?

 

Sure, what's your in game name?

 

Make me a bridesmaid {I'll try to come}

 

k ;33

 

*Ahem*
I believe I was mentioned?

 

You're the bridesman kthx

 

Sounds good.
Give me the dress that your mother gave you for the wedding. Mine has to be bigger and better than yours.

 

You can be the bestman of the bestman.
That's a thing now.

 

*Sigh*
I guess ill be the hobo out the front not allowed in.

 

Sure, you can be that.

 

K that'll be a dia block for the poor thx

 

You can have one leather.

 

K thats good enough. Do i get a free carpet to sit on the cold hard outside ground

 

mkk

 

IHaveSwagForLife

 

Can I wear a hooker skin to the wedding?