Minecraft: Early Players

Please know this is for fun, if I said anything rude I didn't mean it


A few days after the Minecraft world was created after all those dimension interactions, a few early players were born.

idc2246: *spawn* wow, this is Minecraft? *walk* it's all dirt and sand and dead bush. Any trees? The flora is very dead-looking. Barely any trees. There's one!
idc2246: *punch* Ow! Shoot! This will be a long day. *punches*
idc2246: finally, after an hour I got 30 wood logs, I'm gonna craft now
MaximumGamer: hi
idc2246: aww! who're you?
MaximumGamer: just another early player, the world is pretty bad at the moment, and mobs spawn easily. It's all dirt and water, yucky. Hot too, barely anything to eat except for deadbushes and rotten flesh.
idc2246: this is Mine Age, we gotta get stone and minerals, dig and get a stone sword
MaximumGamer: I found some brown ore, gotta mine it with mah stone pick
idc2246: brown ore? smelt it!
MaximumGamer: how do you make a furnace?
idc2246: 8 cobble in the crafting table, leaving the middle blank
MaximumGamer: done, smelt time. we'll use wood since we have no coal or charcoal
idc2246: hm, iron!
MaximumGamer: ahah, iron! I get an iron sword, and so do you. don't make a stone one

5 minutes later...

MaximumGamer: night time, monsters are spawning
idc2246: seek shelter
MaximumGamer: panic room!
idc2246: monsters are right above us!
MaximumGamer: we'll survive if they don't see us
idc2246: but they be noisy
MaximumGamer: night is not long, try to get some rest

The next morning...

MaximumGamer: rise and shine, the mobs are gone
idc2246: I've had a dream, let's make a town called Minerreii
MaximumGamer: but we barely have any blocks
idc2246: we'll just get a start and improve it, right now get some wood

An hour later...

idc2246: another early player, Max. let's get 'er and have 'er 'elp with our town, eh?
MaximumGamer: go ahead
Taylor1211: What are you two freaks doing here?
idc2246: How dare ye call me a freak! You would like to join us in making a town?
Taylor1211: Sure? What's the town gonna be called?
MaximumGamer: Minerreii
Taylor1211: Ok, better get me some blocks and stuff though.
idc2246: I will, Max you build
MaximumGamer: ok

To be continued... watch this thread in order not to miss any parts



Taylor1211

 

*a99 then spawns in the world*
a99Bomb99: Hi
*Then a99 bursts in flames and explodes, never to be seen again.*

 

I'm so confused.

 

What do you mean you're perplexed?

 

Part 2

In the process of the construction of Minerreii, MaximumGamer fell in a hole.

MaximumGamer: Help! Help!
Taylor1211: What happened? Oh that's awful, you silly little retard
MaximumGamer: *squints eyes and aims his sword*
Taylor1211: I'm just joking, sadly I don't have any way to get you out, you'll have to dig out.
MaximumGamer: *puts sword away and sighs* at least I have a stone pick *digs*
MaximumGamer: made it out, why I didn't think of that before
Taylor1211: Because you were yelping like a baby
MaximumGamer: Shut the heck up
Taylor1211: :I
idc2246: Taylor, here! *tosses blocks*
MaximumGamer: you do the second wall, Taylor
Taylor1211: Why do I have to build the wall? I'm a lady
MaximumGamer: Don't you dare use that damned excuse, you're a Minecraftian as well.
Taylor1211: Fine, I'll do it.
MaximumGamer: Be thankful you're not building the town yourself, young misseh
Taylor1211: Ok I'm sorreh don't get mad Maximum

Night time arrives...

Taylor1211: it's night time guys, make sure you have weapons ready
idc2246: but Taylor, those mobs are strong, it's like a mesa out here, flat and excrement, dirt and deadbush, cold and excessive mobs!
Taylor1211: Be a man, 2246
idc2246: At least get me some pants so mobs don't shoot me where it'll hurt the most
Taylor1211: no armor, how do we make any?
MaximumGamer: I don't know, the only thing I can get is iron pants since there's no cows for leathah
idc2246: get the iron pants, it'll make me harder to kill too
MaximumGamer: already made 'em here *toss*
idc2246: When did you go mining?
MaximumGamer: right when you spent the whole day making your fists red getting blocks for Taylor
idc2246: you didn't invite me to mine, how could you, and I told you to build the wall
MaximumGamer: I did build the wall, idiot, can't you see?
idc2246: oh, lol never noticed that
MaximumGamer: You got bad peripheral vision.
idc2246: you got that right
MaximumGamer: creeper
idc2246: what the heck is a creeper?
Taylor1211: a green mob that looks like a p***s and it explodes if it gets close to you
idc2246: I don't wanna see that dreadful ugly-looking mob
Taylor1211: too late it sees us
idc2246: aww! hide me!
MaximumGamer: killed it
idc2246: skeletons! ow! they're shooting me to death, they're aiming for mah kiwis! owww!
MaximumGamer: fight you fraidy-cat
idc2246: fine *slashes and dodges arrows and slays the skeletons*
idc2246: this will be a long night
MaximumGamer: I told you night wasn't long
Taylor1211: true but will we survive this night? I see a bunch of spiders, zombies, creepers, and skeletons
idc2246: creepers! no! no creepahs!
Taylor1211: we gotta risk 'em, all of us, otherwise one of us might die
idc2246: *sigh*

To be continued...
What do you think will happen?
Any other Minecraft story ideas?
Taylor1211

 

You've been making quite a lot of threads like this. They're good, but why not just post them all under one thread with spoilers?

 

Dude, I'm sure some people enjoy this but it really makes no sense. I think a total of 3 people understand all of these.

 

they confused? they need to read carefully

 

No,
it's really just so many characters to keep up with.

 

they confused? they need to read carefully

these are in one thread, the different stories are different threads

 

there's only 3 characters in this story so far...

 

Part 3 Taylor1211

idc2246: let's do this! *runs*
Taylor1211: Don't just risk your life!
idc2246: Hypocrite, you said we had to risk them
Taylor1211: Fine, get up with us Maximum!
MaximumGamer: I'm up here you blindie!
Taylor1211: lol
idc2246: *blown up by a creeper* I'm okay!
Taylor1211: don't die! *shot by a skeleton*
MaximumGamer: We have armor so you're weaker than us
Taylor1211: Shut up

A player jumps in and slays all the mobs.

Taylor1211: Woah, wow. He had no armor.
idc2246: What's his name?
AutoWarr1or: You're looking at it.
idc2246: How'd you do that?
AutoWarr1or: Skill, call me Achilles II. Just kidding
Taylor1211: Would you like to help us make our town?
AutoWarr1or: In the morning, you three nearly got your rumps slain

The next morning.

AutoWarr1or: I was already up sleepyheads, We don't need walls, I just made a fence 2 blocks high, you build the insides
Taylor1211: Wow, we worked our asses off just making the walls and he comes up the solution
AutoWarr1or: Hard work is for people who get paid 70 dollars an hour, you don't need to exhaust yourself to death
idc2246: hm
MaximumGamer: I'll make a tower just for us, as a signal for like, the Owner Tower or something. Taylor you'll be co-owner.
Taylor1211: Co-owner?! You kidding..
MaximumGamer: Are you on your period? Be thankful we're giving you the second most power, ungrateful rogue.
Taylor1211: Wow.
MaximumGamer: *stuck out tongue* I'm just kidding you'll be owner with us.
Taylor1211: Yeah! Suck it Warr1or! :lol:
AutoWarr1or: Wow that was rude, you're just finna flip me off? You're on your own
idc2246: Wow, that was an a** move Tay-Tay
Taylor1211: *lifts eyebrow*
idc2246: Yeah, yeah I called you Tay-Tay
idc2246: auto please come back!
AutoWarr1or: You're gonna have beg me on my knees to get me to come back!
idc2246: Taylor!
MaximumGamer: Taylor! Now look what you went and did!
idc2246: Taylor I think you need a time-out
Taylor1211: You can't make me!
MaximumGamer: Get your butt in that corner or else we will kick you from the town and kill you! Now go in the corner and think about what you're doing, young missy
Taylor1211: :lol:

The next day...

MaximumGamer: How was your time-out?
Taylor1211: I was just in a bad mood okay?
idc2246: *whispers to MaximumGamer*
MaximumGamer: Haha! Yep!
Taylor1211: Shut up, let's get back into making this town! We'll be the first civilization in Minecraft!
MaximumGamer: Yeah Minecraft B.C. sucked
Taylor1211: What's Minecraft B.C.?
idc2246: Before Computer, despised it
MaximumGamer: Before Computer, this is so much better!
idc2246: guys this will be a shop, with some basic items, because it's hard to find leather and stuff, although it may be worth like 1 dirt in years from now
MaximumGamer: I agree to that.
idc2246: You agree to everything.
Taylor1211:
MaximumGamer: I think we're finished with this.
idc2246: It looks like you just finished pooping, Maximum.
MaximumGamer: Who cares, it's hard to even find trees due to all that damn dirt and deadbushes
Taylor1211: Now we gotta put the items inside.

2 players walked up to the town.

NetherForether: We wish to join your city.
Sp1ke: What he said. *wielding sword*

To be continued...
What do you think will happen?
Any other ideas?

 

Part 4 Taylor1211

Taylor1211: I'll build everything, you make laws and crap for civilization
idc2246: Ok
MaximumGamer: First law. No killing.
idc2236: Second. No griefing or stealing

3 days later...

Taylor1211: I'm exhausted.
A lot of players arrived.
"We wish to join your city."
"Let us join!"
"We wanna join!"
"We are lonely!"
"We are helpless!"
"We are the defenders!"
"We are the warriors!"
"We wanna join!"
"We'll make your city better!"

Taylor1211: guys, I think Minerreii just got started.
MaximumGamer: *comes out and smiles*
idc2246: *runs out and smiles*

And Minerreii was unexpectedly exploded in 1784 Minecraft due to power struggles. Minerreii did make a great city but still lies uncompleted and damaged.
Current Minecraft year: 60442

 

Btw:
MaximumGamer - fake player
idc2246: - fake player
AutoWarr1or - fake player
Taylor1211 - you know what she is

I got bored with this so I wanted to finish it. I will make shorter funny stories, so you don't have to wait for parts. They'll be pretty random and funny because that's just what I'm known for (other than being mature)