Pirates Of The End

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    And what the heck is a Malfoy?
     
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    I'm so confused but I laughed at this
     
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    I made this for fun, if I said anything rude I didn't mean it :p

    ISuika: No acupuncture!
    DoctorFoob: Don't worry, this is won't hurt a bit. IT'S GONNA HURT A LOT!
    ISuika: ahh! *stabbed with needles*
    ISuika: doesn't hurt that bad, you big joker
    1 hour later

    ISuika: I feel so much better already!
    DoctorFoob: You may, but you still need rest because the acupuncture as not made it's entire way through yet
    ISuika: Ballsacks!
    DoctorFoob: Off to bed now, it's nearly night time anyway
    ISuika: :/
    clancolonel: How about dinner to ISuika's cure from that dangerous disease called goob?
    AsperII: Foob, and nearly killed ME while she had it
    Amber_: Shall we say grace?
    clancolonel: Grace!
    AsperII: Grace :p
    OverseerAce: Grace, rhymes with Ace. :p
    Amber_: Ok, everyone bow your head and closes your eyes
    20 seconds later
    OverseerAce: Let's dig in shall we?
    clancolonel: Don't make the table messy like you did last night
    OverseerAce: Fine. But it's how I eat y'know
    clancolonel: You were raised in a barn! I knew it all along!
    OverseerAce: Yep, just was afraid to say it.
    AsperII: Guys shut up and eat you're killing me with your hogwash
    clancolonel: Don't worry Asper, you're face has been killing me for years, and it still is :p
    AsperII: -_-

    50 minutes later. Everyone is asleep will ISuika get better or will she still be diagnosed with foob? Read the next part or predict your thoughts below.
     
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    I made this for fun, if I said anything mean I didn't mean it :p

    ISuika: *wakes up with black eyes* must, eliminate, Captain Colonel Carson.
    clancolonel: *sleeping soundly and talking* Crap! WheelmanLomond resurrected! Crapperia! Snot *goes back to sleep*
    ISuika: Crapperia. Where's my sword? Frick it AsperII, I'll just use this wood axe. *swing*
    clancolonel: *wakes up* What the heck! She's not cured! I'm at half a heart! *stabs ISuika with wood sword*
    ISuika: *falls and faints*
    clancolonel: *gets tier 2 golden apple* That was a close one...
    clancolonel: *goes back to sleep*

    The next morning...

    Amber_: What did you do to ISuika, CCC?!
    clancolonel: she nearly killed me! she's not cured from foob!
    Taylor1211: *appears*
    clancolonel: Taylor? What are you doing here?
    Taylor1211: Our ship fell, PopMyCorn and Larry died.
    AsperII: Haha.
    clancolonel: *punches Asper*
    AsperII: Ouch
    clancolonel: That's not funny.
    Taylor1211: Can I join your clan?
    clancolonel: Yes but we have many expectations. Name one accomplishment you have.
    Taylor1211: Hottest Skyblocker 2013
    clancolonel: Perfect! You're in! You'll be cannon launcher!
    ISuika: *wakes up* I'm cannon launcher! You firing me?
    clancolonel: Yes
    ISuika: *cries*
    clancolonel: I'm just kidding! I'm a troll!
    ISuika: *stops crying* You don't live under a bridge. You don't live anywhere.
    clancolonel: True
    Taylor1211: Bullcrap I don't wanna be cannon launcher I wanna take the wheel.
    Amber_: I have the wheel
    Taylor1211: Well switch!
    Amber_: You have to beat me in a thumb war then.
    Taylor1211: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!
    Amber_: *pulls his thumb*
    Taylor1211: Hah! I win!
    Amber_: *shocked* I can't believe it. I was defeated. Not only that, but by a girl. *faints*
    OverseerAce: He'll be fine in about 3 hours.
    Taylor1211: Good, but I'll just knock him out again
    clancolonel: Don't you dare
    OverseerAce: Don't!
    Taylor1211: I'm just kidding
    clancolonel: Alright clan, we have another place to be, AsperII, do you wanna come with us, and bring your clan members.
    AsperII: Yes, don't leave us.
    clancolonel: Get onto the ship!
    AsperII: Do you have food?
    clancolonel: We have plenty of golden carrots and raw salmon.
    AsperII: Yay I always wanted raw salmon!
    Taylor1211: Yuck.
    AsperII: Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it.
    Taylor1211: *crosses arms*
    clancolonel: Taylor, what the damn are you doing, start driving the ship!
    m3ssmate: I read the map, we're headed to some unnamed island, but kinda decent in size.
    Taylor1211: Hah, I'm driving, mothertruckahs.
    clancolonel and OverseerAce chorused together: Shut up.
    m3ssmate: We're about 243 miles away. Taylor don't stop driving.
    AsperII: I'm heading down to grab some vittles.
    A zombie was on the ship. AsperII was attacked. Will he survive? Is his sword strong enough? The zombie has an endblade.

    To be continued...
    What will happen next?
    Any other funny ideas?
     
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    Oh my this part >~< But sounds great anywho xD
     
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    This is for fun, if I said anything mean I didn't mean it :p

    AsperII: Aww! Zombie! *pulls wood sword* stand back or I'll chop your flesh in two! Actually it doesn't matter because I'm gonna do it anyway!
    AsperII: *gasp* Endblade! These are rare! *grabs a golden carrot and a raw salmon and walks back up*
    OverseerAce: Asper, what is that?
    AsperII: An endblade!
    m3ssmate: WhatchutalkinboutAsper?
    clancolonel: Whatcha say?
    Taylor1211: Say what?!
    ISuika: Did you say what I thought you said?
    AsperII: I didn't stutter, I got an endblade.
    clancolonel: How!?
    AsperII: A zombie was down near the food and nearly chopped me to bits, so I chopped it up and it dropped the endblade. It's damaged though.

    A boat came by.

    HenChris: Alright this clan needs to die! *blast* I'm a 2 man army, with severi167! Or should I say... sexeri.
    severi167: Hen I told you that already fits me. Die clan! Die die! Oh crap, Colonel Carson! Hit the deck!
    HenChris: Stop being a wuss! Blast them! Archer them!
    ISuika: *blasts the ship*
    HenChris: Sexeri you little rogue, you pulled me off task!
    severi167: oh excrement. we're crapped!
    ISuika: Hahah! Die! Freaking die! :lol:
    clancolonel whispering to Taylor1211: ISuika really lost it haven't she?
    Taylor1211 whispering to clancolonel: Yep, I couldn't agree more.
    ISuika: I blasted every ship ever since I was in this clan! Haha! Screw you Narcissa, I'm more evil than you, you jelly? Stop eating jelly beans, or should I say... Jealous beans!
    OverseerAce: That foob has really gotten into your brain, ISuika
    ISuika: I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm dizzy! Aw! That doctor didn't cure me with acupuncture!
    OverseerAce: Try this golden apple!
    ISuika: *eats*
    ISuika: What the hell did you just give me, Ace?
    OverseerAce: Oh crap this is not good.
    ISuika: *snatches endblade from Asper* gimme that!
    AsperII: *hands up* don't slay me I'm innocent!

    To be continued...
    Any other ideas?
    What do you think will happen?
     
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    Btw, some of these players are not even real, that I know of. and Hen, did you read the previous 7 parts?
     
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    lol the previous parts were even longer
     
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    Nope, wutlol, you've made 7 of these? That's impressive :>
    Link pls :heart:
     
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    Don't know to link :p Just search them up I made all of these parts in 2 days.
     
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    Will do :)
     
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    This is made for fun, if I said anything mean I didn't mean it.

    ISuika: I'm taking over this ship! *faints*
    Taylor1211: ...
    OverseerAce: ^
    clancolonel: um..
    m3ssmate: Land ho!
    Taylor1211: *stops driving*
    clancolonel: *knocks on the door*
    AmazingGraceGirl: Who dares set foot on our property, I can tell they sailed from the Black Ocean. Don't try to harm us. *opens the door*
    HenChris: No don't! Don't!
    AmazingGraceGirl: Shuttup Chris. Let's give 'em a chance.
    HenChris *growls* fine
    clancolonel: It's dusk. We should get to bed.
    AmazingGraceGirl: sleep on the floor
    clancolonel: The floor? More like "the f#%k"
    AmazingGraceGirl: sleep!

    Everyone was sleeping in a jiffy. This was ISuika's cue.

    ISuika: *wakes up with black sparkling eyes*
    ISuika: *pulls endblade* must kill
    ISuika: *swings sword ready to kill AmazingGraceGirl*
    AmazingGraceGirl: *wakes up* what the? *pulls sword and stabs ISuika*
    ISuika: *does not faint and still swings sword*
    AmazingGraceGirl: *runs to the ship*
    ISuika: *chases Amazing*

    To be continued... predict what will happen below
     
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    Hm.. Maybe
    Amazing sails off but his an iceberg o_O Titanic all over again :D
     
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    There's no ice in the End. The void is the ocean, the ships are actually sky ships.
     
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