Pirates Of The End

This is made for fun, if I said anything rude I didn't mean it.

ISuika: *opens black eyes* I must eliminate, the clan.
AsperII: *wakes up and reads*
ISuika: breaks in where clancolonel is* Kill. Captain. *punches consistently*
clancolonel: *wakes up and pulls out his sword and stabs ISuika*
ISuika: *changes back to normal* Aw! You stabbed me!
clancolonel: Not my fault! You were a f**king monster!
ISuika: What happened? I was knocked out for hours!
clancolonel: You were knocked out by a block from the shipwreck of Narcissa, Bat, and Macklemore.
ISuika: I don't remember.
clancolonel: Of course you wouldn't.
*Twilight comes*
AsperII: breakfast time! harvest those craps for waffles!
OverseerAce: Waffles!
Everyone gathered around the table.
m3ssmate: Shall we say our grace?
clancolonel: Grace.
Amber_: Grace!
ISuika: Grace.
m3ssmate: Lol. Seriously. I'll volunteer.
30 seconds later.

m3ssmate: Let's eat!
A ship came in. It had Livvy and PrincessNerd3.
PrincessNerd3: Alright Captain Carson and other peeps! Time to die!
clancolonel: Not if I can help it.
m3ssmate: Quick! Where's my archery!
OverseerAce: You don't use archery, you use potions. I use archery!
m3ssmate: Oh, right. But still! Where is it!
OverseerAce: *climbs ladders and shoots*
PrincessNerd3: *blast*
Livvy: Princess you idiot, you blew our ship! I knew you were truly a nerd.
PrincessNerd3: Sorry!
Livvy and PrincessNerd3 fell into the Black Ocean. It was sparkly, but deadly.
clancolonel: Yeah!
AsperII: Guys, there's a fortress on a different island, you can use that as your hideout. You can come to us if you need help, or have any questions.
clancolonel: Ok, let's go, clan!
ISuika: Asper, do you have a sword?
AsperII: I have a stone one, why?
ISuika: Just incase I need to kill someone or something.
AsperII: Okay, here. Don't use that to kill any of us, we're magic you know.
ISuika: Ok.

Night times arrives.

ISuika: *turns into a monster* Muahahaha. Sadly I don't have time to sit around and read.. hehehe. I'm coming for you, Asper II.

To be continued...

 

This will be a big series, I'm putting into parts to make you guys want to read more, and if I combined it in one, it would be large as heck.
Livvy princessnerd3 ISuika

 

xD

 

I like that it would be really cool to have alot of parts and put them together.

 

You predict what will happen in part 5. make sure it's on topic though

 

Maybe ISuika will hurt the people on the ship crew... maybe.... or hurt the people that is in the fortress I am kind tired so this might now make complete sense.

 

This is for fun, if I said anything mean about anyone I didn't mean it

ISuika: hahaha, time to kill you. AsperII.
OverseerAce: *shoot*
ISuika: *shot*
clancolonel: What is going on!? Ace, you idiot! You shot ISuika!?
OverseerAce: She was a monster! She attempted to kill AsperII
clancolonel: Haha, funny. I find that hard to believe.
OverseerAce: Oh yeah? You stabbed her last night because she was a monster. She has black eyes when she's a monster, she doesn't even have pupils when she's in monster mode!
ISuika: *wakes up with black eyes* I'm not dead you maroon I'm a monster! So prepare as I shove my sword right in you where it hurts!
OverseerAce: *widens eyes* *shoot*
clancolonel: She really is a monster.. is there a doctor in the house?
DoctorFoob: *jumps off boat* Doctor huh? Well, let me check out your patient. Who is it?
clancolonel: ISuika, sir.
DoctorFoob: *examines* Looks like I need my x-ray machine.
DoctorFoob: *sets up x-ray machine* in you go, ISuika.
ISuika in a dream: why the faq am I in a x-ray machine, I'm not sick! get me out of here! stupid doctor! errrr! crap, I might as well enjoy this as I will.
DoctorFoob in reality: Oh. My. Gosh!
OverseerAce: What?
DoctorFoob: She has foob!
Amber_: *wakes up and eyes crack* did someone say foob?
OverseerAce: ISuika has foob.
Amber_: And what in the End is foob?
DoctorFoob: it's a disease that where people turn into monsters at night, which is why they ask for weapons
during the day
Amber_: Wow, is there any cure?
DoctorFoob: Yes, there is. When she awakes, I'll say the cure.

5 hours later

ISuika: *wakes* what happened... why is there a doctor?
DoctorFoob: ISuika, you have foob.
ISuika: What the heck is foob?
DoctorFoob: Don't worry, all you have to do, to cure yourself from foob, is pet all thirteen of my cats.
ISuika: My Christ...
ISuika: *pet*
ISuika: *gets bitten by the fourth cat* Ouch! You little savage.
ISuika: *gets scratched by the eleventh cat* Ow! You violent rascal!
ISuika: *pets last cat*
DoctorFoob: Just kidding, that was not the cure.
ISuika: You asshat.
DoctorFoob: Don't worry, just take the acupuncture?
ISuika: Not acupuncture! No, I'm not doing it!
clancolonel: Yes you are, get back here!
DoctorFoob: *sticks needles*
ISuika: Excrement!

To be continued...

 

ISuika

 

...

 

She appears in "Asper The Warrior - A Tale From Hellblock"

 

But that could be taken so many ways, I'll just leave now

 

What you talkin bout?

 

Any other ideas?
Any predictions?

 

I know you're going to ask about me rating it dumb, so I'll explain why now. I think it's dumb because I would never die that easily and I am the evil one here. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
#TooMalfoyesque4You

 

How's this dumb?

 

Narcissy, it's just a freaking story, and you WERE evil in the story, you had Bat blast at Captain Carson's boat. But ISuika was on a roll so she blasted the hell out of you guys. Don't be picky.

 

I explained why. Thanks for the negative rating =D I think that makes it around 32 negative ratings for me, so I need 700-32 more

 

I WOULD NEVER HAVE BAT DO THE BLASTING FOR ME!! I would blast dem all myself

 

I'm not drunk lol. I'm supposed to be the evil Malfoy so I want to be at the top of the negative ratings list. Merks owes me 10k negative ratings still.