Yo Mama Battle

Make a 'yo mama' joke from the person who posted right before you.

Rules:
Keep the swearing to the minimum.

I won't start since you're supposed to make it from someone who posted right before, you, but I started

 

What kind of nonsense is this! I shall begin. Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. An oldy but a goody.

 

Yo momma so foolish, the only thing that she learned in trigonometry was how to divide pi.
*Insert Nerd Laugh*

 

Nerd Laugh appreciated!

 

Yo mama so stupid that she tried putting skittles in abc order

 

No no no. It should be, "Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order"
It just makes more sence c:

 

no

 

nvm i guess

 

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

 

Yo mama so fat that shes in both sides of the family pictures

 

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

 

Yo mama so FAT, she doesn't need internet because she's WORLDWIDE!

 

Yo mama's so fat, she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica!

 

You mama so stupid, she thought WiFi was a question!

 

Yo mama so tall she couldn't see her hamburger.

 

Yo mama so pleasant, a gentle breeze passes by when she walks.
Nice yo mama jokes for ever

 

Yo mama so fat, she uses Lake Erie as a bathtub.

 

Yo mama so short and thin, she was mistaken for Elsa

 

Yo mama so fat, she uses pliers as nail clippers.

 

^^I like the nice ones better..