How to fly without buying it {Joke}

This is how to fly without buying it.

1.) You ask a $100 donor to do /spawnmob chicken,pig
2.) You saddle the pig
3.) You step on the pig
4.) You sing a song called: 'There aint no valley low enough'
4.) Somebody pushes you down a valley.
5.) You scream and have awsome fun.

 

Does those pigs wear diamond helmets?

 

Of course

 

loool that was funny

 

I tried this today, it does work P

But that doesn't mean you can control the pig

 

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howzzz?

 

Carrot on stick, piggy goes walk, chicken goes with

 

I tried that, the pig doesn't get controlled by the carrot on stick

 

Hit chicken, chicken goes un the run, you move.

 

Tried, failed I deem this thread lies.

 

I never lie, I bet you yelled at the chicken and then he didn't want to fly anymore

 

I threatened to sell it to KFC, think it got scared. D:

 

:chicken

 

and you do all this while wearing diamond leggings, seems legit

 

Duuh, I would bring all my creative and diamond items. Wouldn't you?
Just to be. L36it

 

it would make you fly faster...

 

I would just activate /fly