So, despite being here for almost 2 years, I haven't made an introduction. Time to fix that. [LONG]

Hello, gentlemen I figured I should probably get around to writing an introduction, seeing as how most people who've been here for 6 months make some. Having been a member of the community since June 28, 2012, I figured I was way overdue, so I wrote this! (Well, actually, I haven't wrote it yet, but I'm writing as if this were added after I was done typing this. So I guess I wrote the introduction?... Nevermind).

Quite a few of you know me as Creeper12341234, for that was my previous alias/persona. He was a bit of a troll and was prone to making poor judgements, but everyone around him had an incredibly good time. However, we're not here to talk about him.

My name is Killian, AKA DapperEntity AKA Dent AKA Nee AKA Creep AKA MisterSpacePig... well, you get the idea. (By the way, if you remember me as MisterSpacePig, please send me a message because I feel old D: ) He's a 13-year-old middle school student living in one of the suburbs around Los Angeles, California who spends his free time teaching himself the piano (and doing a poor job of it), writing short stories, petting his numerous pets, and, of course, playing videogames.

Oh god, Killian's reverted to third-person. Hold on a sec while Killian rectifies that.

Okay, I fixed it. MOVING ON.

When I first joined Skyblock as my "Creeper12341234" persona, I was intrigued. This was before even noobspawn was the regular spawn; All it was was a giant square platform, the giant "Skyblock" sign, and a message saying to do /newisland. Of course, I ignored the message and joined my friend ABuildingCreeper's island.

Hold on, some weird kid's reading over my shoulder. Excuse me while I give him a 10-second head start to let him run away before I punch him.

Okay, he ran away. MOVING ON.

I quickly accumulated a vast fortune selling cocoa beans (I could turn a stack into 13 iron and an enderchest if I was in a good mood), and of course began to get a bit frustrated that people weren't observing some magnificent deals I made once (For instance, I once offered to sell an enderchest for 4 grass. Nobody messaged me. In retrospect, they probably thought it was a scam.)

Okay, that kid's back. He's got 15 seconds to run this time.

He's gone. Sorry for the interruptions, but I type like I talk; Almost always unfiltered, and often foolish, but I really don't care. MOVING ON.

It was summer of 2013 when I finally decided to get donor. The problem was, I didn't have any money! However, my luck changed; My dad decided to fly me to my grandmother's for the month and gave me $50 for any snacks on the plane I might want.

I didn't buy any snacks.

When I got to my grandmother's house, I immediately took out my laptop, booted up Minecraft, and connected to Skyblock. After flying around for half of an hour, I started giving people free diamonds. My reputation grew, and I eventually became so wealthy that I was throwing stacks of grass at spawn. (I probably should have said hi to my grandmother...)

But, I digress. The point is, I'm an intelligent, quick-thinking idiot who talks way too much about himself.

Oh, and a shout-out to my amazing stepdad. He doesn't read the forums, so I doubt he'll see this, but still. Maybe I can keep this as a running joke and see if he notices.

Have a great day! -DapperEntity

EDIT: Artificiality I finally made an introduction like I said I would. Also, I plan to take your record for longest posts on these forums

 

i had fun reading this <:

 

I aim to please. I also aim for the head, but that's irrelevant right now.

 

Sap

 

How is anyone here close to two years ;3;

 

what HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT TODAY WAS MY 6 MONTH ANNIVERSERY AND THAT I MADE

okay well hi you're cool

 

Why hello there

 

Is that your rape face?


I like your fro

 

No this is my rape face:

or you know this one

 

Longest post on the forums isn't hard, technically me and a load of others hold the record. There's a 15,000 letter limit on posts soo