For Sale

I am selling RaimonBerry because I need grass. He is nice. He is good at being online and walking too!

Height: 1.8 blocks
Weight: 1 whatever the minecraft weight measurement is
Gender: Minecraft player
Berry: Yes.

Price: 23 grass and a bread named "Donut"

If you want to buy him or offer more just comment here and yes.

P.S: he will earn u lots of money

(btw this is a joke im not selling any accounts or players pls dont take this seriously)

 

deal
ill take him

 

yay sweet i hope he wont bother you too much tysm

 

Yo wtf he's a berry so you need my permission to sell him.

I'll agree if I have 50% of the profit

 

He joined my coop so technically i own 50% of him so you can have 25% profit

 

Hes a part of the berry cult so I demand 50%

 

but hes in my coop....... i own him....... hes mah hostage..... so no u get 20%

 

No you get 5% and I get 70%

 

well if you really think hes worth that much whyd you let him free and not kept him?

 

None of your business (((

 

For the act of abandoning a lovable son and a cult member thou shall perish by reducing thy profit % to 20%

 

NO I DID NOT ABANDON HIM I WAS JUST TOP BUSY HANDLING THE CULT AND PROTECTING IT OK??

 

then how did raimon end up being sold by his coop mate on here???

the berry cult is very cool tho but i own the raimon part of RaimonBerry and Raimon is 6/11 letters and Berry is 5/11 so i own more of him

 

Fine 45% then

 

but i need money, ill give cookies

 

NO gib money and cookies

 

no but what if i sell him illegally, surely i cant be taxed by you if i sell him illegally, right?

 

Did I hear the word ILLEGALY?? MOD BAN THIS INHUMANE CREATURE Megan Frez

 

can i ban u instead

 

I'm staff reporting u for that and for post farming wtf did u bribe kerahna to get promoted omg