Corrupt-A-Wish

granted but you may wish 1 wish every 40 years.

I wish I am beautiful

 

granted, but you smell like a bag of skunks were rolled over by a fermented corpse.
i wish that i had a pet dragon

 

Granted, but it ate you up and went with another owner.

I wish for aliens

 

Granted, but they enslave all of us

I wish for school to burn

 

granted, but you are the only one caught in the fire.
i wish for trump to say something nice

 

Granted, now trump will say "something nice" in his next meeting. As a result, world war 3 begins

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

 

Granted, but you get only the corruption and not the wish.
i wish for a 16GB RAM, 7 GHz, GeForce RTX 2060 graphics card desktop

 

Granted, but your computer parts didn't last a day and broke.

I wish I had food to eat right now

 

Granted, but then the food you where given was secretly poisoned.

I wish I wasn't poor

 

you are no longer poor. You have so much money, in fact, that the economy crashes, making the value of the dollar millionths of what it was. now everyone is poor, but you are slightly less poor than everyone else.

i wish for infinite wishes

 

Granted but each one gets corrupted

I wish for infinite uncorrupted wishes

 

granted, but your first wish gets corrupted so that the wishes each become corrupted by themselves. this corruption spreads to you and your first wish ends up killing you.

I wish for a glass of water that wont kill me when i drink it and is exactly 32 degrees farenheight.

 

Granted but you choke on it and die

I wish for nobody to notice this wish

 

granted

i wish for a subway footlong

 

Granted but the lettuce was infected with e coli

I wish for something

 

granted, but the meta of this post turns that something into nothing

I wish for a waffle maker that works fine and i dont die from using it

 

Granted, but you disappear before getting a chance to use the waffle maker.

I wish for super speed

 

granted, but your improved speed comes without improved reaction time. you then speed off of a cliff bc u werent able to control ur speed.



i wish for a roblox gf

 

granted but she’s 40 and a dude

can i have my ex back lol

 

yeah but he abuses u

i wish that i had a dad