The Laws of Skyblock

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    Here are, according to the Terms and Conditions, a few of the laws that apply to Skyblock.
    1. It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
    2. It is against the law to drive a car without a steering wheel.
    3. It is illegal to make soap, unless you have a soap-making licence.
    4. People under 21 years of age can drink so long as they are enrolled in a culinary course.
    5. If you beat a rat with a baseball bat, you will be fined $1k.
    6. A rooster must be 500 feet away from any residence before he can crow.
    7. You may not use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer.

    These are all real laws. This isn't a joke: really, it isn't. These are legitimate laws that due to the nature of Skyblock's terms and conditions, apply to Skyblock. Break any of these rules and you are liable to their respective punishments.

    You're welcome.
     
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    Am I missing an inside joke or something I am so confused...:tearsofjoy:
     
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    No, I'm being serious. Skyblock is, according to the T&C, under the laws of Illinois. These are various stupid laws from Illinois ;)
     
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    Also, this isn't off topic, my good moderators! :C
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    I'm not one to post in the wrong section; I know where this thread belongs. It is about Skyblock - literally the title. It is obviously about both the server and forum. Just because it's a little silly, doesn't mean it's off-topic. Can it be moved back?
     
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    Hey Lycel I'm driving with a permit BUT with no steering wheel? How does that work? o_O In California you need a permit if you're under 18 or don't have a license. But you say it is illegal to drive without a steering wheel?
     
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    Oh I get it! :tearsofjoy:
     
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    Yes, your car must contain a steering wheel for you to legally drive in Illinois.
     
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    So, I don't need my California Permit right?
     
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    No? You need a permit to drive, and your Cali permit is fine for that. You also need seatbelts, to not be drunk, all that good stuff. Just on top of that, you need to have a steering wheel in your car.
     
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    ahh. Thanks for telling me, I was about to burn my steering wheel cause I just hate it.
     
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    Believe it or not, I drove a car in GTA V without a steering wheel, use a slingshot (a.k.a. Advanced Pistol) against an officer and beat someone's meat with a bat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    good thing this doesn't apply in the South
     
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    And why is that?
     
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    There you go, not forgotten anymore :>
     

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