Buy till it reaches zero

Endros wants some gum, so he sent me to the store.
$1,097,767.85 - .85 = $1,097,767
It's weird though, the store usually sells things for emeralds. And why did they sell the gum at such a cheap price?

 

I want that pair of cyan Converses that I walk past at least once every day. They sit there, taunting me with their $120 price tag. Damn those Converses.
P R O B L E M: It's in Australian dollars... damn, more maths. Let's assume this thread is in US dollars, like most things that look optimistically cheap online until you realise they're not in your currency.
120 AUD -> 91.32 USD

$1,097,767.85 - 91.32
= $1,097,676. 53

 

Balance: $1,097,567.85

I purchase a brand new 2017 Mustang (UK)

Cost in Pounds: £38,095
Cost in Dollars: $48,548.27

New Balance: $1,049,019.58

 

Thats actually cheap lol. Converse here are like 120 bucks lol

 

Balance: $1,049,019.58

I'd buy a house in Hawaii

Cost in dollars: 400,000

$1,049,019.58 - 400,000 = 649019.58

New balance: 649019.58

 

the hell converse where i am are like $70 a pop n thats in CAD

anyway i buy me a new phone so
649019.58-$800
=641019.58

 

Canadian converses are always cheap for an unknown reason...? Good to buy them from Canada online tho.
I'm back, and I'm now wanting to hire a scientist to research automatically written and cited school papers. It's just information regugitation, so it couldn't be that hard.
I' only need them for 6 months, so let's say $40,000.
641019.58 - 40,000
= $601,019.58

 

I'll buy another alt on Minecraft.
Which costs $27.
$601,019.58- $27.00
= 600,992.58

 

Ill buy a luxury Jacuzzi. (hot tub) Because why not ey?
4,995 pounds
6,382 dollars
600,992.58 - 6,382
= 594610.58 dollars left

 

I think ill buy a cat climbing tree. My cat loves em! Around $200
$594610.58- $200= $594410.58 left

 

How do those tattoos look?

 

All of the money on earth
1,097,767.85-7,000,000,000,000,000=alot of dept

 

Alright you're the one going to pay off the debt lolol.

Anybody have a million dollars they can lend me?

 

Yep

here is $10 000 000

 

(when you accidentally put 1 to many zeros on) life savings gone

 

I'd buy my dream setup which is around 2k dollars
594410.58-2000= 592410.58

 

You have to start over. Someone destroyed the supply of money. Thank god we're not in 1929 when the Stock Market Crashed.

 

So we're on 10 mill?
I'm gonna buy 50 coffees and give them out to all the people I pass as I walk about in Adelaide.
10 000 000 - 2.70(50)
= $9 999 865

 

Im bringing it back to life