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  1. TVFilthyFrank
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    Title says it all. Ask me anything and I will give the truest answer I possibly can.

    My dog is under my computer desk and I'm petting his face with my feet...
     
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    Whats your dog's name lmao
     
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    It's name is Niles, and it is a Lhasa Apso :D
     
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    lmao cool, i have 3 dogs
     
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    Nice, what breeds?
     
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    Black and tan coonhounds :)
     
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    Aww those are adorable!
     
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    Lmao ye
     
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    What is the circumference of your hand to the closest 10th of an inch? What is the length of your index finger in centimeters? What is the width of your middle finger's nail?
     
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    Hand (w/o fingers): 14 inches
    Hand (w/fingers): 22 inches
    Index finger: 7.3 centimeters
    Middle finger nail: 1.3 centimeters

    I actually took the time to measure those out.
     
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    I obey thee
     
  12. TVFilthyFrank
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    I am now your master, now go fetch me a can of Sprite
     
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    why do you like sprite its gross
     
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    I like the flavor of Sprite. I'm actually drinking it right now.
     
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    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
     
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    i hit a 4 year old child with my car how should i press charges for the damages to my vehicle????????
     
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    Today I was walking down the street and there was an ant on a puppy so I stepped on the ant and killed it. A police officer gave me a very dirty look so did a lot of people so I was wondering if it's illegal to kill an ant?
     
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    Both, you have succeeded in failing.
    The damages to your vehicle don't matter. You should just say that YOU did it, it was a freak accident (unless you did it intentionally, which is a whole different story) and you will pay ALL you can to cover for the 4 year old's death.
    The thing is, you stepped on the puppy as well. I know you had good intentions on killing the ant. Just don't do that kind of thing again.
    It doesn't seem like a bad idea, maybe we can try it out.
     
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