tmi

1. Real name: Evian
2. Nickname: u can call me anything xoxox
3. Favorite color: Blue
4. Gender: wow tricky question
5. Race: British
6. Age: 16
7. Sexuality: All of them
8. Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert
9. Hair color: Dark brown atm
10. Tall or short: smol boy
11. Sweats or jeans: Sweats at home, jeans everywhere else or I'll look like a mcdonalds slob
12. Phone or camera: Well I do love myself a good rotary dial
13. Health freak: Kinda
14. Orange or apple: Terrys chocolate orange
15. Do you have a crush on someone: Fern
16. Guy friends or girl friends: idc
17. Piercings: Nope
18. Pepsi or coke: Water considering my name is evian
19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: Yeah, idk like 40ish
20. Have you been in a relationship: Yeah
21. Have you been in a car accident: No
22. Have you been in a fist fight: Only once when I was like 7 with Rellur
23. First piercing:
24. Best Friends: ❤ Rellur ❤ Fern ❤
25. First award: Birth certificate
26. First crush: Jesse from Bridge to Terabithia
27. First word: Daddy
28. Any talent: Fat jokes
29. Last person you talked to: My brother
30. Last person you texted: Irl friends
31. Last person you watched a movie with: Family
32. Last thing you ate: Broccoli
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: Passengers (Jennifer Lawrence is hot)
34. Last song you listened to: After the afterparty
35. Last thing you bought: Clothes or food I don't remember
36. Last person you hugged: Mammie

•Favorite:
37. Food: Viennetta
38. Drink: Apple Juice
39. Fruit: Orange
40. Flower: Fern You're close to a flower
41. Animal: Dead ones
42. Color: Blue stilllll
43. Movie: idk
44. Subject: Psychology
45. Sport: idk
46. Sports Team:
47. Book: Who actually reads
48. City: New York
49. Country: Sierra
50. Song: idk like Daddy Issues

•Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No)
45. Fallen in love with someone: lolno
46. Celebrated Halloween: Not really, what is there to celebrate
47. Had your heart broken: lolno
48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: Unlimited <£,£
49. Had someone like you: Never in my life, jk everyone loves me xoxox
50. Hated the way someone changed: no
51. Got in trouble with police: no
52. Had a party: Yeah
53. Did something you regret: Yeah, your mum ;----)
54. Broken a promise: Everyday
55. Hidden a secret: Kinda
56. Pretend to be happy: No, I'm always happy :----)
57. Met someone who has changed your life: Yeah
58. Pretended to be sick: Yeah
59. Left the country: Yeah
60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Yeah
61. Cried over the silliest thing: Crying is for ugly people jk obviously
62. Ran a mile: Yeah
63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: Yeah Fern and Rellur
64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: Yeah Fern hates me
65. Disliked someone: Everyone
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: Yeah

•Currently:
67. Eating: Air?
68. Drinking: Air
69. Listening to: Lowlife
70. Sitting or laying: Sitting
71. Plans for today: It's 11:55 sooo my plan is to finish these questions
72. Waiting for: Free money
73. Want kids (in future): At least 12 if I want to live off benefits
74. Want to get married (in future): Yeah
75. Want to travel: Kinda

•What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: I like when they have both
77. Shorter or taller: idc
78. Younger or older: 55+
79. Romantic or spontaneous: Naked
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: Trouble-maker ;---)
81. Hook up or relationship: Neither atm
82. Looks or personality: Both

•Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: I've lost my miraflexes once or twice
ok jk i'm jesus and all knowing i don't lose things
84. Snuck out of the house: Twice
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: No
86. Killed somebody: >Insert a funny about how I may have murdered someone here<
87. Broke someone's heart: No
88. Been in love: No
89. Cried when someone dies: Yeah Marley from Marley & Me

•Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: Yeah I'm perfect in every way
91. Miracles: No
92. Love at first sight: No
93. Heaven: No
94. Santa Claus: No
95. Aliens: Possibly
96. Ghosts/ angels: No

•Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Not really
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yeah
99. Do you believe in God: No
100. Do you easily make friends? Yeah if they don't get offended easily

 

lol ily even tho u wear miraflexes

 

ily2 ❤❤❤ they suit my face

 

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Marley and Me is so sad though how can you not

 

hello aND MARLEY AND ME IS SAD OMG

 

i know right i crIED LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW

 

Stalking... now!

 

Who is ur pacture?

 

my absolute dADDY

 

ya so cute, also why aren't I your favourite song omg my voice is soothing

 

❤❤❤

 

HI UR SO COOL XOXOXOXO

 

I had a tmi too and it was up for 10 minutes but SOME people ruined all the FUN

 

tell me something I don't know xoxoxo

dangit

 

Ur fat and ugly

 

ur so aggressive, I find that sexy in a woman ;^)

 

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Oh (--; I was born aggressive (-----;

 

ur a fun guy

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