NO MORE BANS! A new punishment system.

Hello.

I find banning people to be a harsh, cruel, undeserved, un-delighting and disgusting way of punishment. So here's my new suggestion:
We burn people at the stake!

It's quite simple, and depending on the punishment the person can be lifted down so they only suffer a certain degree of burns. Before you light the fire you can msg them that they can buy a water bucket (unban) for 10USD too, which would greatly increase sales since you give them the option before the burning too. I have spent a lot of time on this idea, and have considered that some people may have nude skins (that being why they get punished) so concerning that I will release another suggestion shortly which will ensure that the nude skin, nor the remains will be seen... Also I haven't quite figured out how the appealing process with work after the ban, but this community has such smart people that I am sure someone will have an idea ... ... nods frantically ...

But honestly, /visit Skyshop could supply the wood and you could take the poles from all the illegal strip clubs. It's recycling and a way more humane way of punishment than a ban.

EDIT: This is amazing! I've just, after reading the gloriously intelligent posts in the comments section, have realized that this will help the player base! When a player gets burned, their items will spread out. It is possible to make illegal items heavier so they fall into the fire bellow while making all other items lighter, meaning they will fly out of the players inventory into the crowd of onlookers around the fire! This suggests that this idea will make the burnings an event which will increase the server numbers because people want free items.
You could also increase overall donations with a VIP burning lobby etc. with a bar hosted by Cheesy and a glorious view on the victim. Maybe the donors pets could then collect items for them.
EDIT: We could also kick Cheesy out of the bar before someone puts him on BreadManJin and eats him. We could put super mods at the bar, forcing them to be active.




Thanks for reading!
Discuss bellow please.

If you do not support this suggestion you will be one of the first to be burned!


P.S You might want to increase the medical staff.

 

No support.

The banning system we have right now is fine.

 

no support
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IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

No support

Just don't break the rules lol

 

I don't get how this punishment will concretely work. Please make it understandable to a "DAU" (German reference).

 

11/10 rueudhheheebbdbsh

 

what even is this suggestion I'm c rying.

support!! as for I have sinned!!

 

SUPPORT BURN THE WITCH

 

Well this is a much more humiliating way of doing punishment, but that's fine by me.
I also suggest by the rate of the rule they broke, they should have a certain amount of item ( that they care about)
on them as well.

 

No support. Banning them is the only way it can get in their heads that what they did was wrong.

 

Why would you rate a disagree, this is my opinion based on the suggestion..?

 

Au bûcher!!

 

Uhh because I disagree?

 

Support, this sort of technology ought to have been implemented centuries ago.

 

Definite support, this is a much more effective form of punishment

 

Maybe jailing them? you know /jail? Perm jail and temp jail?

 

youre not even allowed to ban SoooOOOoo

 

So your solution is just to kill the rule breakers? How will they learn their lesson if they can continuously just respawn? I doubt this suggestion is serious, but either way I'll have to say no support.

 

she got upgraded to SkyGod and lost her perms for a while. I believe this is what he is referring to