another terrible intro

I came to make a new intro because *puts hand on forehead saluting to the air* this is 'murica, the home of the metaphoical Trump and terrible fashion designer Clinton comma Hillary. *picks up cats* I would like to donate this speech to these poor kitties that are in need of homes.

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Okay enough of my terrible, terrible comedy, lets get on with the show intro.

Hey, so if you haven't noticed because you're not well aware to the world around you or the person who posted the post you're reading, I'm Agent. Okay have a nice day

Kidding, I can make a few jokes here and there x3. On another note, I like to interacte with others but absolutely hate meeting people who are friends with my friends because then it's just awkward. Uh, I have 2 brothers, one who played skyblock and refuses to play now, and the other who doesn't care about what I play or who I talk to. As long as he has his peace and quiet :3. I have 2 amazing friends irl who don't call me weird for, well everything I do. They're the b e s t even though almost all friends are, cause they're your friends for a reason . But tbh without them I would be here all day long. And it's not like I already don't have a life . I also have 2 adorable dogs (omg two is the lucky number!! Illuminarti guys!) but there isn't much to talk about them so xP. Hm, I absolutely hate playing sports but I do enjoy watching football. I'll watch baseball, but I prefer to go to games. Football is really fun to watch on tv, not as much fun irl. I love to play Madden even though I suck at it, it's still a lot of fun. I might add more stuff later but who knows earsofjoy:

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Congratulations to everyone who actually managed to read through my terrible jokes to get to the actual intro. Oh yeah another thing, I suck at jokes. Jokes, puns, everything in that category I fail in. Good thing it's not a major in school . Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this intro just explaining a bit about myself outside of skyblock. Click the intros in my signature for a longer response about me

Love you guys

 

Great to know more about you agent!

That friend is me I hope

 

2 amazing friends irl*

 

I feel ashamed now :3 Although you didn't include IRL or not

 

Edited :3

 

I read through the whole thing, and it was purr-fect :cat .

 

what was wrong with the old intro

 

aww (Nightcat)

Nothing was wrong, it's just me getting bored x3

 

You got to stop with the intros c:
I guess it is nice toknow more about you

 

Nice one, I probs wouldn't be here if I didn't get tagged LOL
As for Agent... purr.

 

Ew. Hi Agent.

 

I must be banned from intros!

ew fatal

hi fatal :3

 

Heyyy baeeee

 

Heyyy

 

*stalk*

 

Eyyy Agent

 

how did you know :^)
and hey carrot

 

Hiiii

 

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I THOUGHT EMERALD JUST SCREAMED OUT YOUR NAME OML