I have had a bunch of weird teachers. But there is one who take the price. Her name is Bodil and was me and Johnnyyy's art teacher. And tbh I don't even know where to start. She is mainly rude and gets angry of small things like someone drawing an angel in "wrong" colour. Because in her opinion, angels can ONLY be white. Like she ever has seen one. One day, on the official PI day, she did one of the most stupid things ever. First, she started the lesson as usually by screaming that if anyone was about to mess with her they could evaporate. After some of the persons left she started to inform us about what day it was: - And for those who don't know what day it is, it's the official PI day, also known as pie day (none laughed xD). And for the once who don't know what PI is, it's an ending number and there are some nerds who studied it all (looking at the smart person in the class.). Tor how many numbers do you know in PI? All of them? - I think you have misunderstood it a bit, he answered - So you don't know any of them then, huh? said - Of course, I do, around 50 of them but my point is that it's infinite! - Don't be rude, I got a list of all of them here. It's exactly 234 of them and obviously, you haven't noticed it yet. Haha On the next math lesson the class told our teacher about it. The math teacher laugh and after that lesson, all of the people participating in that lesson got one assignment. Telling Bodil at least one time that PI is infinite and there are NO nerds who learned it all. That might be the best homework I've ever had xD
Another one that happened to me. I completely forgot about this one. So, last year (8th grade) these 2 kids made a huge batch of like 2000 cookies and fed them to everyone at lunch. Little did the kids at lunch know, those cookies were filled with laxatives and the whole thing was an end of the year prank. Anyway, lunch ended and a few hours later, the school started dissolving into chaos as hundreds of kids started running to the bathroom. It was absolutely insane. The bathrooms had massive lines behind them. One of the bathrooms had a line of like 50 people behind it. A bunch of boys even started going into the girls bathroom because there were more stalls and the line was moving faster. It was the most epic prank ever. And the 2 kids who did it never got caught. The only reason I know about this is...I was one of those 2 kids.
WARNING: THIS STORY GETS REALLY GROSS I also remember in 3rd grade, I pooped my pants in the gym because I was really exited for the activity we were going to do. Apparently it dribbled down my pants without anybody even noticing until the next day when somebody pointed out that there was a stinking pile of poop on the ground... my life was never the same again.
One more personal school story. In elementary school, we would always play kickball on the blacktop at recess. When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the school did some work on the feild and put a port-a-potty right next to where we played kickball. We came up with the idea where if you kicked the ball and it hit the port-a-potty, it was a "port-a-potty penalty" and you were out. And every time you got a port-a-potty penalty, everyone would yell "Port-a-potty penalty! Port-a-potty penalty!" to the beat of the peanut butter-jelly song. This continued all the way up to the end of the 5th grade when the school threw away all the kick balls or something.
I have the best story, so hold onto your pants. I was, as you all know, a playboy in high school, claiming the vast women in the area to be my ‘friends’. Anyway, it’s no secret that I am absolute trash at Maths, and, like all teens, I cheated. My friend, Sam, and I were partnered together and we were really struggling to get the answers. She was a blond and I was just too good at Maths to bother with the garbage the teacher had set, so we simply improvised. We were reading the answers out of the back of the book and didn’t realise all conversation had stopped. So here I am, reading out all the answers to each question and never noticed. I went to hand it up and the teacher’s like, “Why should I bother to mark it, they’re all right as you cheated.” “I didn’t cheat,” I replied. “I simply used all methods available to get the answers. There was nothing that said I couldn’t use the back of the book.” I sniffed and walked back to Sam. I smiled, and raised my voice, proclaiming, “Well done, Sam, we got 100% on that.” From after that day, a message was added in that lesson that using the back of the book would get you a 0.
Well, I was outside, and I kicked my shoe up on to the rough. As I hopped my way in front of the entire grade I saw the castodian throw my shoe off the rough. Oops...
There was some mini award ceremony going on down the hall from our lunchroom, and the people at the ceremony started clapping. My group of friends at our lunch table start to clap, and it just goes quiet for a second. Next thing you know, the table next to us is clapping, all of the tables in the vicinity are clapping, and eventually, the whole entire lunch room was clapping.
In 1st grade someone caught me eating my sandwich I had dropped on the floor and the vice principal gave me a germ lesson
