What's the funniest thing thats ever happened to you in school/happened at your school? Mine is, in elementary school, we had to say "Rock, paper, scissors, quack" because "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" was "Too violent".
My math teacher said weird s*** all the time. Ex: "sure thing chicken wing!" "Its chilly willy penguins out, better put on your jackets" (My eighth grade math teacher)
My teacher says "Go away! Why are you walking away when I'm talking to you?" My teacher is also my mom...
one day in 6th hour last year my teacher took 3 of my friends and i and showed us a large sign and told us to have fun. ended with me bleeding, all 4 of us laughing and holding hammers, and wood all over.
A couple days ago in my math class, my math teacher was talking about how to solve radicals in fractions and she said, "You dont marry a radical number with an irrational number;That is like saying a homeless person gives you the look and wants to marry a person with a roof." I laughed so hard at that xD
Probably the riot, as we like to call it. One year there was a bomb threat and people were told it was a drill so leave your stuff (turns out it wasn't). Later there was three fights, one seizure, and a good amount of kids without their things having to return saturday to get them. Was a fun time.
This happened like a week ago on the first day of school, I was meeting a group of friends at breakfast, and me and the group of friends had different classes. We decided to prank our teachers by switching who went to what class, and we ended up staying like that the rest of the day.. Till recess when we switched back, but the teachers made us switch again
Elementary school my friends and I would hang out under this tree, and the teachers would force us to actually play. So they cut the tree down.
on field day my teacher did the same thing, we hung out under a tree canopy and they ended up cutting it down because we snuck icecream..
In 3rd grade some crazy b**c* came into the school with a knife and the police handcuffed her and everyone laughed because she was a crazy b***h that no one liked cause she was too violent. ... 0_0
Some people came to our school to paint the walls and renovate the 3rd floor and one of them was a handsome young gentleman and everyone kinda crushed on him even my french teacher said he was handsome and she even invited him to our french class like wtf?!
well, my stories aren't as funny/great as these ones here. but, what happened was my teacher was cussing (history) because it obv didn't hurt anyone. it was about world war II or something. then the principal walked in to do exams on the teacher and he just froze. lOL it was so great.
