Corrupt A Wish

This is a game called corrupt a wish. Basically, you comment a wish and the next person has to grant it, but with a catch.

Example:
I wish I had 1000$
Granted, but it's Zimbabwean dollars

I'll start:
I wish I had mod on .net

 

Granted, but you'd be demoted within a week.

I wish I wasn't banned on mineverse.

 

Granted, but you have a perm mute

I wish I had donor400 on .net

 

Granted, but who ever bought it would charge back the next day.

I wish I had nachos.

 

Granted, but they'd go bad and you'd get sick.

I wish I could meet Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph.

 

Granted, but they would die the next day.

I wish I had talent

 

granted, but that talent would be fishing.

I wish I had an upper lip.

 

Granted, but your upper lip would be utterly humongous.

I wish I could become amazing at ukulele.

 

Granted, but all your strings will snap

I wish I could flyyyyyyyy

 

Granted, but you would die

I wish I had a genie

 

granted

but birds fall too c:

 

I wish I had a life

 

Granted but you would never be allowed to leave from work.
I wish I had a wolf as a pet

 

Granted but it would eat your arm off before you could be able to tame it.
I wish I could meet Tobuscus

 

granted but he uhhh.................................................................................................well what happen too him lately............................................nvm he will die ;-;


I wish I could have a sandwitch

 

Granted, but there's a real witch and she kills you.

I wish I could play in the LCS

 

granted but you can never break or use anything

I wish that I had another wish

 

Granted, but that wish could lead to a potential death and destruction of all humanity, including yourself. People will find themselves non-existent. Or is that possible...

I wish there was local chat on net

 

Granted. But, everyone is a spammer.

I wish I got to meet my hero.

 

Granted but your hero would ignore you (That's Familiar to me.)

I wish my old old Best friend would get back on Skyblock