For those of you who don't know, I recently divorced my now ex-wife, Jennie. She wasn't loyal and I had to end it. I'm now looking for a replacement wife to 1. make Jennie jealous. The winner of this competition will have access to the farms on my island (There are many farms). Male and Female Applicants are accepted. How to be FDoug's Wife: Follow these steps and I'll select the best applicant. Be loyal: Demonstrate to me how loyal you are. Example: Don't be a ho. Be intelligent: Demonstrate your intelligence to me. Example: d/dx sin^3(3x)= 9sin^2(3x)(cos3x). Be savage: Demonstrate how you would tell Jennie she messed up by cheating on me. Example: you a fool for lettin that dude go. Be independent: Demonstrate to me that you ain't no needy chick. Example: I don't need no man, but you a cute one doe. Be fun: Demonstrate you ain't no basic boring girl. Example: I actually have a sense of humor and I'm not offended by everything. Surprise me: Tell me anything else you think is relevant that would win you the position of my wife. Thanks to everyone who participates. This is clearly a serious thread and I want no trolling. Kappa.
EDIT: Hello! I think I should be your "wife" because im online 24/7 (Almost) and i'll love to see your island, I'm loyal, I'll never cheat, I'll get what i'll get. Ya, Im a savage, i call people Do-Do heads #rekt. I'm really fun, I go and push myself to the limit. And yes, You can count on me to surprise you, I do tons of fun things. I don't need anything except basic needs, Even in that case i'll push myself. -Storm.
