Hello Everyone! It's your favorite guy of all time, Mr. Map from Dora! I all know you were dreaming about me. I was so flattered. I decided to update you all with some news from this week! The Politics: Things are getting body warmth in the GOP Party! Ted Cruz, used is hacked client and steals Wisconsin with a huge lead! Behind him was Mr. Donald Trump. Mr Trump, outraged by this victory, has called upon groups to prove to anti Trump republicans he is not racist. Let's just hope we don't see any more booger eating action at the next debate in the future! (src: Wisconsin primary results: Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders win - CNNPolitics.com ) Minecraft Update 1.25 Now Available on PS4, PS3 & PS Vita!!! There is an update available for Minecraft Playstation 4, 3, and Vita! Remember those consoles that no one plays? Well they just got a sleek delicious gluten free update from the good ol team 4J. This update patches some bugs and other features I won't go over because no one even plays them! (Src: Minecraft Update 1.25 Now Available on PS4, PS3 & PS Vita ) Apple: Apple still getting criticized for their gay"Rose Gold iPhone"! Apple is getting some warm air from some consumers. Apparently if a guy buys the iPhone in rose gold, they are considered gay. Apple has reassured all buyers that the iPhone is meant for all genders (Male, Female, Gluten free Burrito ect) and encourages boys to buy it. I think i'll go pick one up as my mapping systems need an update with Apple Maps! I highly recommend Apple changes their phone's name to my more manly recommendation below: That will do it for my weekly update with Mr. Map! Thanks y'all!
The rest is funny too. I'm just glad some people can find Dora humor here. Dora- What was your favorite thing we did today? Me- Going over the- Dora- Mine too! My favorite was going ice skating. Me- you idiot you cut me- Dora- We did it!... Me- SHUT UP Dora- We did it! We climbed up the Rocky Mountain, went ice skating on the lake, we did it, we did it, we did it, yay! Me- *mutes tv*
So True. I wish our president was like this. Putin: "Mr Obama do we have plans to-" Obama: "We just gave health care to twenty people!" Putin: "Obama you fried finger you just cut me o-" Obama: "Michell and I have decided to change the White House Wifi password to 'Ilovemexcians' that way when Trump gets here he will never join the wifi :dd"
I know the feeling Specky little shiz Dora tryina interrupt me. I'll show that football head who she's interrupting. She can go back to talking to her psychotic pet monkey named after a boot. I'm trying to think of ranty quotes so it'll look like I'm goin down hard af. I'll push her into the lake "by accident" her stupid backpack can talk? Okay either this show is magical or she's on crack. My friend came her from spain, and from what she's told me there ain't no yellow trolls under bridges and ain't no creepy foxes who keep tryina swipe up yo cash. How about her parents? Those idiots. Letting a kid go out talking to random things? Wtffffff? stop tryna teach me basic Spanish and go solve ur issues twerp.
