user59306's Moderator Application

I'd say otherwise, but I guess there's the slim chance a random could get it.

 

To be honest I didn't know more than 3 of the mods being promoted. But keep trying, you never know

 

Hi, might as well, right? idk

 

Support

 

Half support.
My reasons:
- Personally I don't think it is long enough, but what you did write I like.
- Seems to be active on forums
- Never have seen him in-game, even with very similar timezones
- Has 3 bans, Illegal trading is breaking the rules, people worthy of moderator should always follow the rules, makes you think he may abuse his powers in the future. Also, greifing hurts others feelings and I don't think a person worthy of moderator should do that, but hopefully he has learnt.

 

First, quality over quantity. In my opinion he is online a lot although he could work on helping people. Even though he has made a mistake before, people learn from their mistakes. Everyone has made mistakes. Plus even though he may be annoying he won't abuse his powers since he knows his limits.

 

LET'S DO THIS.

-record begins: Personnel Manager #1902 records observations-

Nice to meet you, worker #59306. Your clone family has all been perfectly within normal standards. Additionally the avatar you've selected seems to be some sort of death metal album cover. #FlaggedForReview

Also: Currently assigned to iPod manufacturing facility #23. Clone is aware of current timezone and correctly answers questions.

Flagging worker #59306 for review. Clone displays unusual aptitude for lingual abilities not currently in line with "oppressed slave" parameters. Possible re-assignment to management recommended.

Failure in psychological screenings. Clone displays aberrant behavior in regards to clearly stated guidelines. Additionally worker #59306 has an unseen-of ability to shift blame and evade consequences. These qualities are perfectly suited for middle management, reaffirming the recommendation to assign worker to higher echelons.

-break in record: operator departed to procure additional snacks and drinks-


-record resumes-

Worker clearly states his programmed purpose in life. Observations indicate potential for advancement.

Note for psychological team: Further research into autistic-like behaviors is proving extremely fruitful. Worker #59306 displays extreme amounts of interest in all moving text. Recommend authorizing new clone cadre with updated Asperger behavior, this is a very good quality in our "Microsoft Support" division.

Behavior conditioning of clone family unit 59000 is perfectly in line with expectations. Excellent qualities in worker.

Recommend future clones of cadre #59000 be programmed to include the correct spelling of "judgment". Further note: Behavioral template is extremely well done in this worker, it has absolutely no loyalty towards personal attachments.

Consider using this clone template for future "serial killer" clones over at Comcast Customer Support division.

Programmed personality is 100% effective. Further recommending this worker for middle management reconditioning.

As of this moment I am recommending all future workers be based on template #59000. Slight modifications recommended to remove unnecessary lower limbs for quicker growth times.

Unusual mental abilities noted for future management selection process. Flagging clone technician records for review; this worker unit has abnormal development. Are technicians goofing around during pith operations?

Worker unit #59306 demonstrates unusual ability to repeat unnecessary statements. Removing this portion from the record would be recommended.

Worker unit is available for all requested operational times. Rest cycles will be adjusted to fit management schedule.

Note for psychological group: Review template for "hopes and dreams", recommend cutting "dreams" portion to be more in line with production-line slave work.

Further note, iPod production: Review worker rest times. Workers appear to be attempting social behaviors.

-section flagged for deletion by Personnel Manager #1902. Reason: "Did you kill that server?"-

Note for lingual staff: Review grammar under heading "run-on sentences". Worker #59306 displays unusual tendencies to combine multiple statements while communicating.

All other behaviors well within tolerances and considered satisfactory.

RED FLAG NOTICE: Psychology section review. Worker states he will respond outside of clearly written/established guidelines for handling user problems with its' own arbitrary methods.

Downgrading earlier recommendations for promotion to "Management". Worker is now recommended for "Head Janitor, Bulimia Research".

Worker #59306 displays clear understanding of tasks and guidelines, but contradicts itself by stating "will respond in [its'] own ways". Recommend re-write of section.

-Personnel Manager #1902 timestamps Worker #59306 review-

Support Recommendation: Mid-Tier Management
(No Actual Authority)​

 

This... This is gorgeous

 

bump ;>

 

no support
It seems as this is copied!

 

Wat

 

How does anyone stay online longer than 3 hours?

Anyway, support. Amazing app.

 

With a little bit of red bull, you can stay on for years ;P (not really tho, got no life ;<)

 

No support for now. You aren't very polite in-game and you don't help anyone ever it seems. Your previous ban appeals seem to be played out wrong. Your actually lucky noobcrew reset all bans, because you never got your ban accepted from the first one...

 

Neutral
Never seen you helping out

 

True, tbh. But in all fairness, my rudeness is never serious. Purely sarcasm. And as for that ban... lol, my friend decided it would be a good idea to mess that one up. Anyways, thanks for your opinion.

Ty brosky

^^

 

^^^^^^^^^

 

No support.

I don't think you are "mod quality."

1. I have never seen you helping out in game
2. You do not help out on the forums
3. I don't think you are in it to help the players, but more for the popularity
4. I don't think you are mature or kind enough for this job

Sorry, but you just don't seem fit for the job.

 

Savage, but i agree XD ^^^^

 

I would like to counter on this. User is a very dedicated player and helps a lot more than you may think. He is always helping out greenies whenever they ask. He helps god their items, gives them advice, and is over all patient with them. He may not help in the public chat, but trust me, he is very dedicated to helping those that ask for it and is not in it for popularity. He wants to make the server a better place and will work hard everyday if he has to.

Now for maturity, User is the exact opposite of immature. He does not make fun of anyone, does not harass players, and doesn't gloat to anyone. He may joke around on the server every once in a while, but that is normal. He is a friendly guy that every mod can get along with including you, and trust me, he will put in all of his efforts to be the best mod he could be.