[Org] Bert Moderator Application

What is it?

 

You are confusing.

 

When you get a little mad.

 

You Full supported me from before and said you get mad a little. Now 80% support because of that. As I said I will try my best to be calm. Staph confusing me also lol

 

lol Whoops 100%

 

Okay.. . Thanks for the re support xd!~

 

Attention:

I will log on both thelegendarybert and CactusBooty. But mostly will use thelegendarybert until CactusBooty gets Highrollers so i can easily help people and do other things.

Thanks for your attention.

 

Dear God, you have a Graphics Art department on your side. Genuinely fear for my life, sir.

I do not normally check the .Org applications, but this is at the request of Bert. So let's get this review started.

SO MANY JOKES. #Overload #Wrekt

Never change that name, sir. You are a bright, shining star in a terrifyingly dark landscape of boredom. I'm laughing just saying "Cactus Booty" out loud. Stick with it.

I haven't been "hearted" this many times by a twelve year old since I had a crush in grammar school. While I reply to this I'm actually listening for the FBI to unload a van of extremely angry gentlemen outside my house.

May want to tone down on the ♡♡♡♡♡♡, sir. You're sending the wrong message.

+1 for correctly answering this question. Excellent job.

Also I spent 5 minutes trying to remove the "center" formatting on this application. Then I realized: You're not using the {center} format: You are using using spaces and tabs. WOW. Bonus points for spending a huge amount of time fiddling with the correct spacing to line everything up on this application. You've spent more time on your alignment than most applicants spend writing the entire thing!

الله أكبر, sir. Nice to meet you along the path, brother. I have been in and out of your country several times, never had a bad experience there.

Bi-lingual seems to be a requirement around here, +1. Your written English is very impressive, did you learn naturally or go to school? Very impressed.

Roger Rabbit would like a word, sir. Other than that there's nothing to say here, good luck.

Remove this, no-one reading this application needs to go through your ban history. It's enough to say you've been banned and just move on from there.

Wait, you SEPARATED your-

Hold on now:

Calm down on the guilt, Anastasia Steele.

Remove this section, shorten the entire thing to "Yes, I've been banned once for false reports and twice for griefing." No need to dive into the bloody, stinky details: Everyone involved in your ban already knows the information and anyone NOT involved (like myself) is horrified to read about it.

Favorite part. Hold on while I get a new drink.











...OK, ready. Proceed.

Right off the bat I can tell you want ALL OF THESE THINGS, sir. Perhaps shorten to just "I would like Moderator for the following reasons:"?

Or not! My opinion means nothing.

+1 for a backhanded slap to current Moderators. You're not perfect! But meh, you'll do.

Reword? Rephrase...?

Did you kill them? There is a whole section below for "Do you have experience", sir. Cut this section out and move it to that portion of the application. Or not! What does my opinion matter!

Second time you've kicked current Mods in the crotch, sir. Cut back on that, starting to feel like you have a grudge or something. Possibly rephrase to something like "I would like to help out with covering some times that Moderators may not be online"?

Does this really happen? Can you link me to come forum posts with screenshots of Arabic swearing? I'm not doubting you sir, I'm just seriously interested. Wow.

Your English is BETTER than most applicants. +1.

Get Your Ban Hat On, Professor. If you get accepted as a Moderator you're going to be upsetting an awful lot of folks every single day--just get used to the idea now.

May want to fix the red/bolded part of this section, sir.

THOSE SILLY GREENBEANS, RIGHT? #LOLZ

Please edit your application and stop calling 95% of the server "greenbean". It's demeaning, exclusionist, elitist and a prime example of unintentional bigotry. If you need an example of the why this is bad simply picture everyone referring to you as a "towel head". You're doing the same thing by giving a funny nickname to the new players.

Remove. Or not! #OpinionDoesntMatter

This is an extremely good point. Players that do not speak English well have a horrible time posting appeals and getting refunds. Massive +1 for this, Bertie.

REMOVE. Repeat section, not needed, stop going into your ban history sir.

OK, this is a ".Org Thing" so I'll just roll with it. Commenting on each header without quoting the text, sir.

Nicely stated section. Correct the weird capitalization in your header.

REMOVE THIS. Fast typing isn't a requirement to Moderate. Most problems can be handled in single-word responses.

Brutal adherence to rules and vicious application of punishments is the requirement. "Friendly" is nice to have, but not something that "sell" an application. Remove section. (Or not! My opinion = zero value).

Well stated, but remove this. "Maturity" is one of those topics that the more you try to tell people you have it.... the less you actually do. Truly grown-up people don't need to tell thousands of people on the Internet how mature they are.

Just the way you write your application and respond to critiques lets everyone know how mature you are. Remove this section.

Nicely said, +1 for section.

REMOVE THIS. There is an entire section of the application titled "How long can you be on the server". This is duplication.

Extremely good qualification and well stated. The rare and coveted +2 is given for this "qualification", excellent job, sir.

REMOVE. Truly honest and mature people don't need to tell everyone how honest and mature they are about their honest maturity. Honest. Maturity.

OUTSTANDING SECTION. Well stated. +1

This is the THIRD TIME you have stated how honest and trustworthy you are. -2 for restating over and over how everyone should believe you're mature, honest, etc. Remove section.

-1 : You have already told us three times how honest and mature you are. These are all synonyms of each other, you are saying the same "qualification" four times. REMOVE or REPHRASE.

Or not! My opinion is garbage, sir.

So for half the week you'll be on two hours a day. Seems legit, I have no idea how crowded .Org is sir.

Did you kill them? Not accusing, just asking sir.

Quite welcome, sir. Very interesting to go through.

Support Status: 100% (Good Application, Would Review Again)

حظ سعيد

 

Oi. Thanks for the support and long feedback. I'll edit most things that you told me to. I hope I get +5 for this. Hehe. Do you speak arabic or google translate?

 

I learned some Pashto while on deployment in Afghanistan and Iraq, sir. Nothing social; it's mostly "Drop your weapon! Put your hands up! Get on the ground!" kind of stuff.

However I did enjoy the culture and we spent a lot of time in villages and cities doing humanitarian aid. I hold no grudges and came away from the experience with a very positive view.

 

Ah I see. You can say that Jordan is a good place to live in.

Application Editeed just to tell you ^-^

 

Hey Bert I can see you're pretty good at Arabic too I'm learning Arabic from Google translate and Rocket languages and I really like the language so 500% Support

 

Google translate is bad tbh.

 

And forgot to mention thanks for the re re re support ^-^!

 

I barely use google translate I use Rocket Languages more but can you help me learn Arabic Better

 

Oh.. . No one did ever ask me to teach him arabic. And Maybe

 

okay..

 

Aight m9, I'm gonna give you a partial right now, but not because of anything you need to do.

After watching you in-game, I sorta remembered you more.
You're active, friendly, answer questions, not really involved in much drama, and an experienced member.

The main reason for a partial is that I personally wanna keep watching you, and see how you handle certain situations. :3 (because I haven't seen much like "mod worthy" situations you've been in. Know what I mean?)

 

Thanks for the feedback! I hope you know me better. And yes I do know what you mean.