The item on your right is your weapon for the apocalypse

Hey look whats that to the right? Well it's your new weapon for the zombie apocalypse! You need to make a quick escape from your house, so you grab whatever is on your right, and use it as a weapon. Tell us what your weapon is, and how you'll use it.

I found my iPad. And I'll bash the zombies on the head with it.
I found my backpack. I'll bore the zombies to death with history homework!

You can post multiple times a day. And be creative!

Have fun guys!

 

I found my IPhone. I unplug my headphones and play music so loud the zombies run away.

 

Probly justin bieber music

 

Yeah.

 

A note pad. I'm dead

 

Found a table.

Flipped it in Rage and crushed all de zombies

(╯° °）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

A pillow, rip.

 

Computer mouse

 

Two pistols and a Iphone. Survive with all the Justin Bieber music because Zombies hate it and the pistols are loaded. WHY DO I HAVE LOADED FIREARMS NEXT TO MY COMPUTER?!

 

A suitcase and my phone. Mkay

 

A wall..

 

MY LAMP AND I WILL FLY INTO BATTLE

*TAKES OUT LAMP* THE ZOMBIES ARE DONE FOR. NOBODY CAN OVERPOWER MY LAMP.

 

A TV remote... Crap

 

Get them in front of the Tv then switch it to The Brains Channel 24/7

 

It was some liquorice in a haribo packet given to me from the hotel. I guess I could roll it out and use it as a whip...

When I typed in liquorice whip into google images, all it comes up with is this:

 

My Xbox 360 controller and my TV remote. I'll play them to death.

 

So, I am using a bathroom door?

 

My bed

I can't even lift it properly off the floor

 

Woo, a guitar... It'll probably break easily

 

but it would be pretty epic.