Roast the person above you

Roast me ))

 

i would call you an idiot
but that'd be an insult to all stupid people.

 

I don't wanna roast you Nav

 

Pingu is the type of person to say he will Skype them later, but opens MSN messenger instead.

 

I never said I'd Skype you, hoe

 

Cares so much about having a pretty name that they bothered to get premium, or persuade some poor fool to get it for them.
Also, seems to be obsessed with a TV show that patronises even 3-year-olds.

 

damn right
I don't know you enough to roast you.

 

*cough* You forgot to roast me btw, Pingu .. *COUGH*

 

you have the legs of a giraffe? idk i suck at roasting

 

I'm just obsessed with the meme that came with it

 

I seperated your penguin family. They're at Sea World.

 

Arch expert, Sounds like someone who likes to bend over...

 

that wasnt a roast lol I can do that actually wanna see?

 

I'll bend over

 

you look like s***

 

BAD PENGUIN!!!!!

 

No dont crush yourself.

 

You're so obsessed with a game designed for nine-year-old children that you cry and beg to return to the forums, throwing caution to the wind as you continuously break the rules and make new accounts, feigning innocence because you're so pathetically addicted to this garbage game that you just cannot stand to leave it for a moment.

I cannot call you manipulative, either. You lack the intelligence and maturity to be manipulative.

The worst thing is that you spent so long in Stel's shadow that you became a weak imitation that just made people laugh. Even after she and her group ditched you, you still clung to the hope that all would be forgiven and you could go back into her shadow.

Now, all things considering, you could be a decent person, but you're far too obsessed with a garbage show designed for two-year-olds to enjoy when they're cranky. I'm not sure what's worse. You may as well buy a furry costume because you're one step away from it.

 

Best roast ever on skyblock, a pixel block game.