Rant on useless things 1

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    I'm bored so I feel like doing a rant.

    NOW LISTEN, HEAR ME OUT


    It's disgusting that we live in a planet that has these things within it.

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    Do you see that? I don't care who you are, you will not go touch that thing if it were to 2 m away from you.
    This thing looks like something that will rip off your pants and start infecting you with acid, of which comes out of it's mouth.

    Now, look this thing is pretty disgusting right? Wrong!


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    This little sucker right here looks like it's about to eat your intestines.

    However, although it does look like a parasite, how about...

    [​IMG] I dare you to put that in your mouth and swallow, I can guarantee that you will probably die. You know what, you'd probably die from smelling the damn thing, as it looks like it smells like a pile of trash.



    But Speed... Although all three of these animals look disgusting, they're still animals and should be treated kindly. After all, it's not always about the looks, don't judge a book by its cover.


    Naaaaaah. Well riddle me this then, if you went to bed one night, and as you in the middle of your dream you wake up to something touching you. That something then ends up being one of these little things right here, would you..

    a) Allow it with open arms, adopt it
    b) Laugh and go back to bed
    c) Take the damn thing and throw it across the room

    I don't know about you, but I'll go with c.








    Again this post was not made with a purpose of hatred, it is simply a joke.
     
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    i'm tired rn
     
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    What was going through your mind as you were making this thread?
     
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    what are you on bro
     
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    Idk
     
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