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  1. TweeCat_
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    Give your greatest pun, pick-up line, anything funny here, ill start it off.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Cow.

    Cow who?

    No, cow says Moooo!

    (sorry for the bad joke ;) )
     
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    What do you call a dog with no legs?
     
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    I hate Russian dolls... They are so full of themselves...
     
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    What's the most unrealistic part in harry? 1 ginger with 2 friends
     
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    LOL
    lol
    LOL

    Thank you guys for making my day lol
     
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    What's the best pan to make sushi in? Japan
    Where do the poor Italians live? spaghetta
    Here is my last and the most classic one:
    2 tomatoes crossed the road and 1 of the tomatoes got hit by a car then the other said come ketchup let's go
     
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    Oh my goodness that’s great
     
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    A toxic mod


    (don't take it offensive mods ily <3333)
     
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    I’m kinda into really really dark jokes... they might potentially get me in trouble...
     
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    lool
    I love em too tbh idk if it could get ya banned on forums so I wouldnt take the risk
    lol
     
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    this isnt a knock knock joke or any of that rather just a sentence

    i drop kicked that kid's dog so far across the highway.
     
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    oh do spill
     
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    Haha I think a joke about the holocaust might get me banned
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the idiot's house!!

    *knock knock*
     
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    I had a few crackers but 52 gave me a warning and deleted em
     

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