Tell us a joke. You can only post one joke. No double posting. I will judge them on February 15th at around 2.00pm. Any entries after February 15th 2.00pm(NZST) will be too late. The best person will win any 2 DIFFERENT prizes on skyblock.net. The prizes aren't anything OP. This is the format you put your post in. In game name/nick: ___________________________________________ Joke: ______________________________________________________ The prize you want:____________________________________________ Are you in New Zealand or a timezone the same time as it?:________________ These are the prizes you can get if you win. (You only choose 2) 1 grass block. 2 iron ingots 2 stacks redstone 9 stacks cobble Use my spawner for 5 minutes with mobs of your choice. Enderchest Diamond pickaxe 2 gold ingots This isn't anything massive it is just for fun. I am not rich so no diamonds!
LOL, I started a jokes thread the same time you did. Megadorkvikki Vocaroo | Voice message "Why are pirates called pirates?" "Because they arrrrrrrrrr!!!!" I don't want a prize. I just wanted to post my joke. EST (Eastern Standard Time)
Theway2cool1 This is actually a joke that I used yesterday on my friend. Person 1 has ordered Chinese food, and is complaining that it's taking a very long time to arrive. Person 2: "Have you ordered Chinese food before?" Person 1: "Yeah?" Person 2: "Well, I'm pretty sure that in China you're only allowed to deliver once." Prize: none, I just felt like sharing this comedic gold. I'm banned anyways UTC-6:00 (US Central) If you didn't get it, it's a joke about how you're only allowed to have 1 child in China, and it's wordplay on "delivering" a baby.