Jokes contest.

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  1. Teeler
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    Teeler i am kenough

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    Tell us a joke.
    You can only post one joke.
    No double posting.
    I will judge them on February 15th at around 2.00pm. Any entries after February 15th 2.00pm(NZST) will be too late.
    The best person will win any 2 DIFFERENT prizes on skyblock.net.
    The prizes aren't anything OP.

    This is the format you put your post in.

    In game name/nick: ___________________________________________
    Joke: ______________________________________________________
    The prize you want:____________________________________________
    Are you in New Zealand or a timezone the same time as it?:________________

    These are the prizes you can get if you win. (You only choose 2)

    1. 1 grass block.
    2. 2 iron ingots
    3. 2 stacks redstone
    4. 9 stacks cobble
    5. Use my spawner for 5 minutes with mobs of your choice.
    6. Enderchest
    7. Diamond pickaxe
    8. 2 gold ingots
    This isn't anything massive it is just for fun. I am not rich so no diamonds!
     
  2. megadorkvikki
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    megadorkvikki Well-Known Member

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    LOL, I started a jokes thread the same time you did.

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    "Why are pirates called pirates?"
    "Because they arrrrrrrrrr!!!!"

    I don't want a prize. I just wanted to post my joke.
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    Nice.
     
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    This is actually a joke that I used yesterday on my friend.
    Person 1 has ordered Chinese food, and is complaining that it's taking a very long time to arrive.
    Person 2:
    "Have you ordered Chinese food before?"
    Person 1: "Yeah?"
    Person 2: "Well, I'm pretty sure that in China you're only allowed to deliver once."

    Prize: none, I just felt like sharing this comedic gold. I'm banned anyways

    UTC-6:00 (US Central)

    If you didn't get it, it's a joke about how you're only allowed to have 1 child in China, and it's wordplay on "delivering" a baby.
     
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    Just going to put this out there, lets keep the jokes nice-ish...
     
  6. Teeler
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    Was his joke racist or something?
     
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