iPhone explodes in front of my college

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  1. archerexpert777
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    1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
    closed, why else do I get on discord till 12 AM?
    2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
    Yea, it's free real estate so why not
    3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
    On hot nights sometimes they're out. Other nights tucked in
    4. Have you stolen a street sign before?
    How tf do you steal a street sign :tearsofjoy:
    5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
    Yes
    6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?.
    YES THAT'S ME. LITERALLY I HAVE A SOUPLANTATION, CARLS JR, ARBY'S, SUBWAY, AND JACK-IN-THE BOX COUPONS THAT ARE LYING AROUND WAITING TO BE USED
    7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
    I'd say bees, I want to see what's it like in a hospital
    8. Do you have freckles? .
    No
    9. Do you always smile for pictures?
    ofc
    10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
    people that are toxic and say stupid s***
    11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
    No, my dad's Note 7 does that and he sometimes uses it to compare how fat am I despite he's twice as bigger than me
    12. Have you peed in the woods?
    In india? Yes
    13. Have you ever pooped in the woods?
    No
    14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

    sadly sometimes yes
    15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
    ew no
    16. How many people have you slept with this week?
    none. I'd be a father at this point if I slept with someone
    17. What size is your bed?
    Bigger than your future ;)
    18. What is your song of the week?
    yes, I am addicted to this song ever since it came out xD
    19. Is it OK for guys to wear pink?
    ofc, ik a guy who wore pink
    20. Do you still watch cartoons?
    no. if at all, maybe old spongebob episodes
    21. What is your least favorite movie?
    idk
    22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
    In my pc that crashes on an hourly basis (pls someone help me idk why it keeps crashing I get kernel mode errors)
    23. What do you drink with dinner?
    water, couple times I drank milk
    24. What sauce do you dip a chicken nugget in?
    Bbq
    25. What is your favorite food?
    Bard knows
    26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love?
    Air Force One
    27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
    I never kissed a person...funny story I was about to kiss a girl in 10th grade, but she said she had herpes lmfaooo :tearsofjoy:
    28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
    no, I wish I could be in one so I could get free thin mints ^-^
    29. Would you ever strip or pose nude for a magazine?
    Frik no
    30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
    My Global studies professor so I could change my grade from an F- to an F on my essay lmfao
    31. Can you change the oil on a car?
    Despite me driving very rarely, yes it's literally easy
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    ^
    that's my car btw (not trying to flex)

    32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
    Nope.
    33. Ever ran out of gas?
    I don't drive as often as you think
    34. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?
    Turkey
    35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
    breakfast sausages with scrambled eggs with a glass of orange juice
    36. What is your usual bedtime?
    10-11pm
    37. Are you lazy?
    Sometimes yes
    38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
    Darth Vader
    39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
    no
    40. How many languages can you speak?
    3
    41. What magazines do you read?
    I dont read any
    42. Which are better: Legos or Lincoln logs?
    Lincoln logs. Least you don't have to search the entire city for your tiny lego wheel
    43. Are you stubborn?
    no, rarely I am
    44. Who is better: Leno or Letterman?
    idk what that is
    45. Ever watch soap operas?
    no idk what this either, I was sheltered at a young age
    46. Are you afraid of heights?
    Sometimes yes
    47. Do you sing in the car?
    no
    48. Do you sing in the shower?
    sometimes yes
    49. Do you dance in the car?
    rarely
    50. Ever used a gun?
    in gta? yes. In Fortnite? yes. In Bo4? yes. In WW2? yes
    51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    last year for my senior photo
    52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    somewhat yea
    53. Is Christmas stressful?
    if you're getting a friend a 27 million dollar Bombardier challenger 300 then yes
    54. Ever eat a pierogi?
    no but they do look good
    55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
    Apple, pumpkin and blueberry
    56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    Astronaut, pilot (still want to become one), civil engineer,
    57. Do you believe in ghosts?
    haha no
    58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    yes
    59. Do you take a vitamin daily?
    no
    60. Do you wear slippers?
    used to,
    61. Do you wear a bathrobe?
    no, but I have on though
    62. What do you wear to bed?
    old shirt and pajamas
    63. What was your first concert?
    never been to one
    64. Walmart, Target, or Kmart?
    See for yourself
    65. Nike or Adidas?
    Nike
    66. Cheetos or Fritos?
    Cheetos
    67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    Both are great
    68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
    no
    69. Ever take dance lessons?
    no
    70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    no, my spouse can be whatever they want :)
    71. Can you curl your tongue?
    yes
    72. Ever won a spelling bee?
    no
    73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    maybe
    74. Own any record albums?
    no
    75. Own a record player?
    no
    76. Do you regularly burn incense?
    yes, my parents use incense sticks when they pray to god
    77. Ever been in love?
    oh yes I have, many times. I can date back to 7th grade
    78. Who would you like to see in concert?
    Eiffel 65 lol
    79. What was the last concert you saw?
    Never been to one, I'm poor to go to one actually
    80. Hot tea or cold tea?
    cold
    81. Tea or coffee?
    Tea. Coffee is bad for you
    82. Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles?
    snickerdoodles ftw, least I dont have to deal with a dry mouth
    83. Can you swim well?
    Yes, used to be part of a swim team for like 3 months LOL
    84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
    yes
    85. Are you patient
    most of the time yes
    86. DJ or band at a wedding?
    DJ
    87. Ever won a contest?
    yes
    88. Have you ever had plastic surgery?
    no
    89. Which are better: black or green olives?
    black
    90. Can you knit or crochet?
    nope, they don't interest me
    91. Best room for a fireplace?
    anywhere that won't set my hardwood floors on fire
    92. Do you want to get married?
    yes
    93. If married, how long have you been married?
    you can ask Gamzee24
    94. Who was your high school crush?
    I had quite a lot LOL. I had one that would talk about me until she found out I was poor :(
    95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
    no, I just throw shade lol
    96. Do you have kids?
    LOL no
    97. Do you want kids?
    Imma quote parrot :t

    "Of course I want to"
    98. What is your favorite color?
    blue
    99. Do you miss anyone right now?
    yes *cough* lycel

    Yo Doresitexpert777 Michael I took ur format :)

    Also I got finals in less than 2 weeks




    also here's the format if you need it

     
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    I gotchu

    /kiss archerexpert777

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    thanks for giving me the chance to dislike Pewdiepie's video. And you wish an iPhone exploded at your school.
     
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    Do you really have to do much to get an iphone to explode?
     
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    Does this answer your question?

    yes I am an apple hater
     
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    If it makes it relatable I plan to blast some pewdiepie music at a indian temple and post it on youtube ;)
     

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