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  1. archerexpert777
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    you first activate it by pressing 40045 (TI-30x iis calculator users will get this reference ;))
    then tell Gamzee24 to be quiet

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    grab a mcdonald’s sprite

    how do i ban archerexpert777 :0
     
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    /ban Gamezee2448

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    by falling over

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    You don’t. Have someone carry you.


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    Face the sky and wait for rain to fall

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    Just install windows 11

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    the garbage disposal

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    throw it in lava


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    Normally, id say Nokia. But since your obsessed with planes you should go with Airfone.

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    put your face on your pillow, lay down, and u have to figure out the rest

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    fry gunpowder. its a great cooking base and doesnt let food stick to it

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    tell her that she looks like garbage and ask if you can take her out

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    Walk into it until it decides you're worthy

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    Start by watching MasterChef and trying to match what they do. You will likely fail miserably and give up on any hope to learn and you will forever be happy to settle for baked beans on toast.

    How does Drogo install a new watering system for his lawn.
     
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    Attach a hose to a tap, then leave the other end in the desired place, and watch Drogo's water bills triple!

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    pick up your dog's or cat's paw and place it on the keyboard.

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    I'm pretty sure the classic
    “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my head all night”
    will do the trick.
    How do I get the damn cheese from the cheese balls of my fingers WITHOUT water?
     
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    Hydrochloric Acid.
    also what are cheese balls

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