a thread where we only offer EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE

thought this would be fun to try. so you just answer the person above you, but you give them the worst advice possible (without breaking server or forum rules) and then you ask a question for advice, for the next person to answer... okay I will start us off!



I am looking for advice. My bff says he doesn't like Lana Del Rey, but she's one of my favorite singers. How do I convince my bff to stan Lana Del Rey?

 

Ok so here it is, my advice is basically this, and this is something that I live by, that I always have and I always will.... Don't ever.... for any reason...., do anything to anyone.., for any reason ever no matter what.... no matter where..., or who.., or who you are with, or or where you are going, or...… or where you've been.... ever.... for any reason what so ever.

I hope this helps you to find the motivation you're looking for.

How do I climb down a ladder? I climbed up on to the roof and I can't get down.

 

Jump.

 

How do I avoid paying the IRS $32,432 in unpaid income tax before 10/31

 

fake your death and change your name to Big Mama. bonus points if Big Mama is the name of a wanted felon somewhere.

how do i dump my gf

 

Throw them into a dumpster truck and empty them into the sea.

How do I keep a gf?

 

Lock her in your basement

edit;spelling

 

You bribe them with $50,000 to avoid paying your taxes, hope this helps!

 

Throw an onion ring on their finger and hold them hostage until they say yes.

 

How do i get staff on MV

 

hack janice's account to give yourself it and ban all the people who can stand in your way

how do i eat

 

Eat the plate and do not eat the food. It's not good for you

 

how do i install forge

 

go to totallyrealforge.net and click the download malware button and run the exe to lose all your files then pat $1500 to get them back but forge doesn't install

how do i say stuff

 

don’t open your mouth

 

mmmphhhmmm

(translation: how do i demote myself from being staff after getting staff)

 

ban Boba <3

 

Ok how should I take care of my child