Get a pear, smack the apple with the pear, hope that it cuts in half, there some apple slices How do I feel happy?
Give them chocolate for every meal (throw some cheese in there too) and watch them grow into a magnificent child. How do I water my plants?
Orange Juice but the brand that only includes the peels and didn't juice it enough so it is chunky How do I feed my dog
Selling body parts to science will make a quick buck. Did you know your kidney will get you a new PlayStation? How can Drogo get his body to function now that he has no kidneys?(also who wants to buy a near new PlayStation. Don’t know why Drogo bought 2)
Attach a car battery to an industrial water filter and put it where your kidneys used to be. How do I tell my parents that i’m moving out?
Enter into a string of very poor relationships with dominating partners who abuse and belittle you constantly. After a few years of this you will likely fall for anyone who shows the smallest amount of affection for your withered husk of a being. How do I achieve perpetual motion.
Well, a cat always lands on its feet. So, strap a cat to your back, and a cat to your front, and jump in the air. The cats must both land on their feet, so you should spin endlessly and be in perpetual circular motion. (WARNING: have puke bag ready) How do I study for a test?
Step 1: find a programming book Step 2: submerge said book in water Step 3: draw up the water with a syringe Step 4: inject into your brain! Congrats! You have now obtained infinite knowledge! How do I cook Thanksgiving dinner?
Follow each step perfectly of the appropriate HowToBasic YouTube video for best results! How does one push a pull door?