a thread where we only offer EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE

Get a pear, smack the apple with the pear, hope that it cuts in half, there some apple slices

How do I feel happy?

 

Give them chocolate for every meal (throw some cheese in there too) and watch them grow into a magnificent child.

How do I water my plants?

 

with lava


Apple juice or Orange juice?

 

Orange Juice but the brand that only includes the peels and didn't juice it enough so it is chunky

How do I feed my dog

 

you feed your dog

how do I land a plane

 

its like driving a car

how do i eat cookies properly

 

Selling body parts to science will make a quick buck. Did you know your kidney will get you a new PlayStation?

How can Drogo get his body to function now that he has no kidneys?(also who wants to buy a near new PlayStation. Don’t know why Drogo bought 2)

 

Attach a car battery to an industrial water filter and put it where your kidneys used to be.

How do I tell my parents that i’m moving out?

 

move their stuff outside.. u r moving into ur own house now

how do i love someone

 

Enter into a string of very poor relationships with dominating partners who abuse and belittle you constantly. After a few years of this you will likely fall for anyone who shows the smallest amount of affection for your withered husk of a being.

How do I achieve perpetual motion.

 

Well, a cat always lands on its feet. So, strap a cat to your back, and a cat to your front, and jump in the air. The cats must both land on their feet, so you should spin endlessly and be in perpetual circular motion. (WARNING: have puke bag ready)

How do I study for a test?

 

Eat 17 prunes and chug a bottle of laxative.

How do I ban evade?

 

kindly ask moderators if you could borrow their account

how do i get better grades in school?

 

cheat and tell everyone, including the teachers

how do i get more HD space?

 

You go to the store and buy 65 brand new HD tv’s

how do I learn how to program?

 

Follow each step perfectly of the appropriate HowToBasic YouTube video for best results!

How does one push a pull door?

 

Push until it comes off the hinges, then pull it out of the way C:<

How do I make music?

 

listen to the drummers at las vegas

how do i secretly steal grass from hozo without getting caught?