Despite the title of this thread, no, I am not referring to bats. The nuciences I speak of are..... The staff. I do not know about all of you but I am sick and tired of turning around every 3 seconds and being jumpscared by this. Personally it isnt usually an issue. But I have become scared for the safety of my children. What privacy is there? And how to get rid of this... mon-...this crea-... this.. Boy? There is no way. I am stuck staring at those 2012 skin eyes for the rest of my life. Due to his.... [Helper] role. There is no possible way to ever be rid of this looming presence. All I can do is pray he will have to go eat dinner or smth. Thread was made purely as satire, No offence to you Sky. Or maybe full offence. Ya never know. Fr tho I think its a bit odd that you cant kick staff, like I get the reasoning but I think it would be funny asf to kick like. I dunno noobcrew or someone from your island. Would be hilarious.
I am so sorry for you and the never-ending turmoil that you now find yourself in. I cannot imagine closing my eyes when I go to bed at night and seeing those eyes staring back at me. I find myself in the same predicament with a mod who shall go unnamed. I hope you are able to find peace in these troubling times and hopefully when you close your eyes in the future, you can find this face staring back at you.
Drogo also gets frequent unannounced visits from Sky. I understand staff investigating sources of lag, but regularly visiting players seemingly for no reason is a bit odd.
My alt, with a locked island, recently received a /mail from a staff member asking if the island was for sale I wonder who and how….
Krissy hits you with the jump scare, but then fills up your inventory with stone while building and gives you motivation so does that excuse the jump scare?
But no one picked up on the hacker stealing my wool for 7 straight hours last night. Bree has sorted them now. Or the two hackers that have camped in my pumpkin farms on Eco for god knows how long.