The Roast of Megan

Please be respectful to Megan
but like mean to
Just don't be rude lmao

ALSO
Ill start

Life is too short to wait for Megan to finish terraforming before u know it You will be dead and Megan will be 1/3 of the way done

 

let’s see what y’all got mhmm

 

get good skrub perfume go bye bye

 

Meg was too short that she accidentally dropped her 140$ perfume while trying to reach out for it. Some says shes actually a ghost from drowning in her last vacation and is called the megachoker perfume ghost who is in a time loop of them dropping the perfume over and over again. She speaks in a dead language that only her and very few people can speak and is called megish.
May god have mercy on her soul. Or maybe the devil will snatch it beforehand.

 

bri ish

 

Life is too short because Megan made it shorter

 

Roasted? Just how I like my eggs

 

Megan might enjoy hell. At least its warm there. And when it freezes over meg can melt it with her extreme salt

 

Always salty. Saltier than the dead sea.
Surprised to see a dead human body WAY SALTIER than a large body of very salty water.

 

creative but I don’t mind my height :*

 

Interesting

 

LMFAO the fact her height is the only thing y’all roasting her abt.

 

short

 

When she thinks frick is shocking and bad for her to say

 

roses are red, meg is a shark, she soo scary but is stil afraid of the dark!