Corrupt-A-Wish

granted, but you have to eat them one after the other until they are gone or you die.
I wish for coca cola to go back to the original recipe

 

wow that was cynical *.*

Granted, but now it’s more expensive
I wish for old .org

 

Granted, but the whole server gets wiped.

I wish to get rich on economy

 

Granted but you will end up broke again

I wish to get 38 stacks of grass blocks in Survival donated to me only and not to anyone else. And it will not get taken away or voided

 

Granted, but you lose your entire eco bal

I wish for KFC to remove my family from their menu

 

Granted, but it is replaced with your friends.

I wish for perry to not have his glasses anymore because I lost the original file

 

Granted, but perry now no longer has a brim
(WOAH! PERRY WITH NO BRIM)

I wish for a Yankee with no brim

 

Granted, but that Yankee will be watching you from the shadows your entire life.

I wish I had 3 monitors and an 8k$ gaming pc

 

granted, but you forget to get a good power supply and your whole build goes up in flames.
I wish for a new SSD

 

edit: oh im late
granted but neb got his rating perms removed

granted, but the SSD has bad blocks

I wish to have good mental health

 

granted, but you need to pay a heck ton of money to be able to get good mental health.

i wish for a trash can (idk lol)

 

Granted, but you jump headfirst into the trash can and get stuck


I wish for a truck to drive through my house

 

Granted but it will be a toy truck.

I wish for grass blocks in economy

 

Granted but you have to restart your island

I wish for the redstone limiter to be removed

 

Granted but red stone will become rare.

I wish for everyone to get cured from Covid-19.

 

Granted, but everyone gets a toe removed as well.

I wish to be able to get diamonds from cobblegens

 

granted, but they are so rare that it is nearly impossible to get them

 

wut u wish forrrr

 

I wish for a new house

 

Granted, but the house is haunted.

I wish for a blanket that adjusts to make me as comfortable as possible.