Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but now you've broken the rules of the game.

I wish for fran to stop being annoying.

 

Granted. However, you decide to wish for infinite wishes. None of those wishes are corrupted, but you become power-hungry and greedy. You end up using your wishes to become the dictator of the world. Then, you are assassinated by one of your servants who is looking to claim your throne. They too had a wish, and they wished you dead.

I wish for one more alert so i can take a screenie of me having 10 alerts.


EDIT:
i didnt see gals post
so ill corrupt his wish too
Granted: However, you become even more annoying and get banned and ignored by 75% of the skyblock players. the other 25% QUIT.
same wish except i got it so
I wish for free wifi

 

granted but nobody knows she/he exists other than you.

I wish for an infinite source of water and food

 

granted, but you already have cancer and die anyways
i wish for an uncorruptible wish

 

Granted, but it become corruptible anyways because Satan is too op.

I wish for numbers to exist and walk around like humans (don’t ask where I got this from lmao).

 

where did you get that wish from roflmao
granted, but they are psychopathic and decide to murder all humans, and then you die.

i wish for a fast computer with infinite battery life that wont kill me when i use it

 

Granted, but the numbers that supposedly killed me will kill your computer, then they laugh in your face and kill you.

 

I wish for a good friend

 

Grsnted, but you only thought he was a good friend.

I wish for a diamond

 

I just realized I forgot to wish -.-

Granted but your diamond turns into coal cause you were bad this year

I wish for a cat that doesn’t shed

 

Granted but the cat is black and it walks in front of you therefore you get bad luck.

I wish for robots to take over the universe

 

Granted, but they take over the universe (...) and then you die cause you wished for them to take over the universe

 

bbuummpp

 

Granted, but you get banned for grave digging (jk jk, I know it's your thread)

I wish for a lot of grass

 

Granted, but then someone steals it all the next day.

I wish for new paint

 

granted, but you are forced to watch it dry
I wish for a debt free home

 

Granted, but you have no windows so get cold every night.
I wish to be unbanned.

 

granted, but you retain a permanent unappealable mute.
I wish for a bowl of caviar

 

Granted, but the bowl is the live fish you’re eating the eggs out of.
I wish for a girlfriend.

 

Granted, but your girlfriend is actually a man and a convicted serial killer.
I wish for a Ferrari.