Corrupt-A-Wish

Wheres the wish

I wish for someone

 

Granted but that someone is a cockroach/cricket


I wish for valentine day to be eRASED

 

Granted but nobody loves you anymore and everyone unfollows you jk

I wish for a response in white and yellow text

 

Your bad]

I wish for a HUGE PIZZA to eat right now oh my god

 

Granted but you can only eat 1 slice per meal and there are 10 slices in the pizza and you eat the pizza alone so the pizza becomes bad before you can finish it

I wish for someone to explain for me why I wrote this in this color

 

Because you are turning into an



I wish it rains ice cream

 

Granted but it's poop flavored ice cream

I wish for vanilla ice cream

 

Granted but it is mixed with a very hot kind of cHiLlI and HOT sAUCe

I wish for a potato

 

Granted but I put poison in it

I wish for -1 wishes

 

Granted, you cannot wish or grant any wishes for the whole 11th page of this thread

I wish for a flying potato in my room

 

granted but it flies into you and kills u.

i wish that bert loved me

 

Granted, but after 1 second bert loved someone else instead.

I wish I had a Valentine date lmfao

 

Granted, but it turns out your valentine date is that dOGe in your signature

I wish for an alpache helicopter

 

granted but u are the alpache helicopter


I wish that I could die for a day to see if ppl cared

 

Granted, but your concept of how long you have been dead starts to wander, and you do not understand how long you've been dead, and feel quite lost within. You know only what other people have experienced in the situation.

I wish for an infinite amount of coffee.

 

Granted, but it is cat poop coffee so it tastes nasty

I wish the things that happen in anime happen to me lol

 

Granted, but every time you get ready to do kinky things with your partner, their body is blurred out due to Japanese censoring.
I wish I was my own omniscient doctor that new exactly what to do to keep me healthy.

 

Your wish has been granted, but knowing everything about your health, you will know when you will die, and you will not be able to enjoy your remaining life knowing that.

I wish to become invulnerable to attacks, and I am able to toggle this on or off.

 

Granted, but you also become immune emotionally. The more you use your power the less you feel until you fell nothing. Your partner leaves you, you become a modbot on skyblock without emotion, and you never find love or emotion again.
I wish for a loving gf that wont leave me

 

Granted, but she kills you and herself in order to be together forever.

I wish for one incorruptible wish that has to be granted