Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, your crush texted you back but only to tell you she has a boyfriend!

I wish anime was reason ;3

 

Granted, but its black and white only

I wish it rains cookies

 

Granted, but the cookies are filled with dog poop

I wish that I had friends

 

Granted, but they are all dead.

I wish I had money

 

Granted, but they were all fake!

I wish I have superpowers.

 

granted but you only have the ability to hear all the conversations on this planet at once and not singular convos

I wish I was a rock

 

Granted, but you are picked up by a 10 year old who tries stone skipping for the first time. As a result, you spend eternity underwater, forgotten by everyone.

I wish for infinite wishes

 

granted, however those wishes can only be rock related and will always end up with you being turned into one, picked up by a 10 year old, thrown into water, and as a result end up with you spending an enternity underwater forgotten by everyone.

i wish to be a rock

 

Ffs.
Granted, but you are actually the rock's failed twin, who no one cares about.

I wish for you to resign as mv sr mod

 

granted, however i apply for admin and get the position.

i wish chip bags actually had chips in them and weren't 90% air

 

Granted! Now chips conform 1% of the bag, air 89% and 10% poison

I wish BertBerry was permbanned

 

granted, but you are also perm banned

I wish we have a huge snow storm and I don't go to school for a week

 

Granted, but you are unable to get out of your house and don't have water or electricity.

I wish I could go home and play skyblock

 

Granted but then your account gets DDoSed

I wish for something

 

Granted but the something is you dying

i wish for this thread to be over

 

Granted, but someone makes a new thread with the same concept

I wish for chicken nuggets

 

Granted but for each one you eat 10 puppies get tortured and killed

I wish for world peace that lasts forever and I get to live in it with my loved ones and none of us ever suffer again

 

Granted, but you cannot use the Internet anymore.

I wish for nobody to corrupt my wish.

 

Granted
(u fall and break ur leg, but not because of this..)

I wish for unlimited diseases to be brought upon me

 

Granted, but you were vaccinated for them all so you are fine

I wish for a bigger house