Corrupt-A-Wish

granted, but Since I reply, your wish makes a contradiction in the universe, creating a singularity that destroys the entire universe.
I wish for Skygod

 

Granted but your whole family dies

i wish for a perfect life

 

Not granted. (that's the twist by the way)

I wish I existed.

 

Wish granted but now you are nonexistent.
I wish for world peace

 

Granted, except no one listens to your campaigns about world peace (therefore its not happening).

I wish for a good song to listen to.

 

You get a good song then you lose the device you are listening to the song on.
I wish for a penny.

 

I’ll give u -1 penny. Gimme dat penny bud.
I wish for my own Flying Unicorn!!!

 

Granted, except a few days after, your flying unicorn contracts a disease with no cure and dies.

I wish for diamonds.

 

Granted but they are duped and you get banned for possession

i wish to go to hogwarts without dying or getting expelled

 

Granted but all of your friends that go die

I wish for a Xbox one that can't start up and is badly beat up

 

i take that xbox and throw it

I wish that i got vbucks from a vbucks enerator

 

Granted but you get a virus that makes your computer explode and kill you

i wish for a cool gaming computer with top quality virus protection

 

granted, but it runs on Windows Vista, the only browser you can use is internet explorer, and the only search engine you can use is bing.

I wish to be more productive.

 

you end up taking drugs trying to be more productive and die

I want to be good at games

 

granted but you cannot go to sleep and die of sleep deprivation and then when you die you get demoted even when your dead for inactivity

i wish for a friend

 

your friend kills you.

I want to be good at ames

 

granted but since your so good and you cream everyone nobody wants to play with you and you have no friends

i wish for pewdiepie to beat t-series and have t-series banned forever

 

Pewdiepie becomes corrupt and ryans toy review beats him

I wish to be the worlds best anime drawer or watevr

 

granted, but right before you became good at drawing, anime has been banned in the whole world

I wish world hunger will end good luck with this one

 

It ends but then ISIS directs their focus to destroying all food
I wish for ISIS to end