-insert horrible puns here-

this thread is for horrible jokes

Michael Myrmidous


I’ll start with one:

I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

 

Wanna hear a joke about airplanes?

Nevermind, it would fly right over your head.
















i wanna die

 

I have to keep telling this to people, but 9/11 jokes aren't funny.

At least I can get a good laugh at the other two.

 

did someone make a no no joke and then deleted it?

 

You

 

wanna hear a sea pun?
im shore you would like it

 

I bought some paper at a scamming website

It was tear-able

 

needtorename would make a cool moderatore.

 

I untied a knot
I did knot know how I did it

 

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work

I have plenty of animal jokes but they’re irrelephant

 

my boss yelled at me the other day,
"you've got to be the worst train driver in history. how many trains did you derail last year?"
I said, "can't say for sure, it's so hard to keep track!"

 

I told this joke to my mom and she said “that’s gay”

 

Read it again.

A recent study shows that atheist organizations are actually more charitable than their non-secular counterparts. Moe Hammad writes, "There's something we've noticed about the root of this generosity -- they're all non-prophet."

 

HAH I GOT r/wooshED!

also why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the cute persons house
knock knock
ITS THE CHICKEN!

 

what did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold Shoulder

 

I played the Soviet National Anthem to my bottle water


Its now Vodka

 

oh my god