Near death moments IRL and ingame

Science in my school is dangerous at times. A boy nearly set the whole classroom on fire, and I nearly burnt my hand off because I was holding some wool thing covered in some liquid thing (I cannot remember the name) an he set the wool on fire and the fire was burning up the wool quickly, I burnt two fingers at that time. I ended up throwing the wool on the table and then it went off onto the floor and the teacher ran up and set it out before it burnt a girls trousers. I ended up having to go to the first aid for an hour because I had a panick attack and my fingers were burnt

 

Back in 3-4 grade something. Me and my friend were just having a contest seeing who could throw a stick the furthest into the ground.
I went over to pick mine up, and for some reasons he threw his right then.
Luckily for me it hit the ground sideways, making it bounce up into my teeth.

 

D: Oh god

 

August of 2012, riding my bike back from tutoring near bolsa grande High school, right when I was passing through the summerset mobile homes driveway, some crazy driver comes out of the driveway, hitting me on my bike while I was crossing, sent me flying around 2-3 meters into the street. When I woke up, I found myself literally 5 inches away from a car's tire. got no broken bones, but a cut in my chest, and a gash in my right side
EDIT: Bike was damaged in rear wheel, also I wasn't wearing a helmet at the time

 

So you would rather I like the fact that you almost died? Ok....

 

^^

 

So you would rather I like the fact that you almost died? Ok....

Good. That's why I slapped that dislike.

 

I usually almost get run over all the time, I tend to trip and almost hit my head off sharp things... Other than that I've never had near death situations.

 

1 time, at school, i almost got ran over by a car. I was crossing the road (cuz we have 2 at carriders) and this car started screeched its wheels and ran after me, and if the teacher hadnt have been there, i would be dead right now. That guy wouldve been in prison/broke cuz mah mom was RIGHT there. thats the 1 thing that has happened in my short life so far.

Edit:And Oh Yea I stabbed mah self with a pencil once xD

Edit 2: I cant ride bikes (dont ask me why) and we had to ride bikes at mah camp i went to...
ya and i had to ride a trike...
so, ya, almost died of embarassment xD

Edit 3:Well, i guess alot has happened in mah short life

I fell off mah bed 2.THINGS I SUCK AT i suck at swimming,cant ride bikes, (or of that matter, any moving thing) FEARS:huge phobia of the ocean. planes, supernaturals, and HEIGHTS and anything thats scary xD

 

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