No. I'm the most hideous creature to walk the face of the earth. Or one of them... I'm not gorgeous. I'm not pretty. I'm not even close to either one of those things. But you don't win. AND WHY IS THIS A THREAD THIS SHOULDN'T EXIST.
You're right. This thread shouldn't exist. You should just own up to how pretty you are. But wait, you say you're hideous. Hideously beautiful.